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greenridge secondary school 

A great school before 2019 that is located in Bukit Panjang, beside BKE. Used to have kind and cool teachers, the former principal used to be awesome at investing things, and spending it on our canteen piano and changing the colours. Mr Rajaen our former dm before 2018 is the strongest spanking dm, cool and funny. Now the school is just the worse, hence combining with Fajar Sec in future 2022
Example: Got 1 greenridge secondary school kid sitting on his teacher's motor without permission, bloody dog ah basically, thrn stupid enough to post or make it obvious for ppl to record.
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port credit secondary school 

(aka Pot Credit)

A school where everyone is smoking weed and crack cocaine. (but mostly weed, hence the nickname) Holds a large brown and asian population due to the Sci tech program, which is absolute bullshit since no university gives a shit. Still, the school somehow has a shitload of money...mind blown.
Person 1: You know where I could get some pot?
Person 2: yeah...just go to port credit secondary school...the school's called pot credit for a reason. The stuff's everywhere.

Dunearn Secondary School 

A low class, low budget educational instituition built upon burial grounds and the tears of YPs and Minahs and Matreps. Its facilities has been fertilised with semen of horny seedlings and upskirt photos of perverted assholes. This disappointment of the west zone has been known for its bad reputation for bully cases and horny couples fucking at nearby staircases. I would recommend going to Choa Chu Kang Secondary School as it is the Raffles Instituition of the west.
"Eh fucker, you out of p6 go where?"

"I want go Dunearn Secondary School and sexually harass people and ask minors for nudes"

"Eh sial ah bro i join in also can?"

Woodlands Ring Secondary School 

Woodlands ring sec is a school in Woodlands. Alot of gangster wannabe. Everyday shout at their friends ( I thot school was on fire ). Some use phone in the toilets. The food in the canteen is unhygienic and most them have ants. ( once have crockcroach ) it is a poor school. Cant afford tables and chairs. Have aircons in classroom but for display only. Most of the teacher are fine but there are ONE art teacher is very unreasonable, known as the Karen. Speaking of art, the art room is very old and dusty. No lift, every day need walk up the stairs. The toilets are dirty as hell, got shits on the toilet bowl as well as the walls. Dont know wat the toilet cleaners are doing. Even though school is poor but got good cars in the school ( Aston Martin )
no money trash school

you know woodlands ring Secondary school food in the canteen taste good?

try eating it and hope you come to school tomorrow.

Westview Secondary School (Maple Ridge) 

A school more concerned about combating rural problems such as incesbian and The Paris Hilton. These problems commonly interrupt class on such important class subjects such as Chemistry and English Class. Meanwile the staff are more usually are just a bunch of Bullshit Artist.
At Westview secondary school (Maple Ridge) you know you will get an asian fail.

The secondary school toilets 

when you walk in the school toilets and there pooooop and waz all over de walll.
Look at those people they look like the secondary school toilets.

Sembawang Secondary School 

good school, just be wary of everyt. so many cb can come cock from behind u and everyone's so judgy. cannot use phone during recess like dog liddat need to wait 6h until can use phone. highkey shit school in rep but if u click w the right mfs u get them good ah. fuck some teachers cuz got one teacher look down cannot see cock then another one teacher like to hold the lesson for 30min just explaining bs that we already understand every damn lesson.
peter: eh what school are u studying in?
bob: Sembawang Secondary School ah