Hong Kung Fu

洪功夫 - Cantonese martial arts, primarily in Hong Kong's industry of martial art based films.

Hong Kong is famou for their Hong Kung Fu movies and the many celebrities born out of the city

by 1m1m0 December 29, 2022

Kung Fu Grip

A grip so tight on the shaft of your penis when masturbating that your palm print now includes the vein structure of your shaft embedded on the palm of your hand. So much so that a palm reader might try reading a vein as opposed to an actual line on your palm.

Man that kung Fu Grip really threw off that palm reader.

by Pierced69 August 05, 2022

Kung Fu Jesus

Kung Fu Jesus- Christmas from someone that doesn't celebrate. Modern form of xmas which was used by Jewish people that would not verbally proclaim Jesus as the Christ.

Happy Kung Fu Jesus to all my Christian friends.

by MillionDollarLester December 25, 2018

Kung fu typing

Kung fu typing are people who do not have the guts to engage in real life conflict . A person will type anything to anyone on the Internet that they don’t know personally. A person who is only hostile on the internet.

He’s Kung Fu Typing Hostile insults on a social media political post.

by SuperXNovaX February 12, 2019

kung fu fighting

A song that is made by karate

Eric:what is karate

Ret:Kung fu fighting

by Kaka so June 02, 2022

Kung Fu Flop

When your penis is being lazy and just flops around whilst you make king fu noises. (Circa 2023, Kaplan, Louisiana)

“Hey! Check out my new dance move the Kung fu flop! My dick just lays there while I make cool kung fu noises! Waaa!” *sound effects optional*

by CatatonicZombie June 11, 2023

Kung fu flop

Where your flaccid, lazy dick just flops around while you make super cool Kung fu noises. *sound effects optional*-(Circa 2023, Kaplan, Louisiana)

“Hey! Check out my new dance move the Kung fu flop! My dick just lays there while I make cool kung fu noises! Waaa!” *sound effects optional*

by CatatonicZombie June 11, 2023