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Jupiter

Person one: Dude look how pretty she is!
person two: Wow, she’s a total Jupiter
by Ktg27 November 7, 2022
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Jupiter

The hottest most fine person. Has an addiction to the song cpr and sings it whenever he can. They are too cute the smile they give is the brightest, even brighter than the sun. Their face is so cute the only person to be compared faces with is Mitsuba. But theJupiter is even hotter than that, making people traveling miles just to seek wisdom from such.
Jupiter: finer than the ticket on your car
by charmander_pika February 18, 2022
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Jupiter

Greek god of porn and rapist of little kids. they espicially like their cousins.
Everybody run! Its a Jupiter!
by thecharzarder123 April 16, 2024
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Fuck Jupiter Day

the day that we all come together on July 21 and say “fuck Jupiter!” about my ex boyfriend because it is his birthday that day
Oh hey, it’s July 21, happy Fuck Jupiter Day!”
by sleeptoken May 17, 2025
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