Hey mom, Joshua is drowning in the laundry machine again.
Joshua, are you sane yet?
-Steve: Hey Stan, you better not pull a Joshua again.
-Stan: What?
Joshua, are you sane yet?
-Steve: Hey Stan, you better not pull a Joshua again.
-Stan: What?
by Hugh G. Johnson December 14, 2008
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Joshua is the WORST!
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by MilkyChorcha February 28, 2019
Get the Joshua mug.The second Chad. The one kid in class that jumps up and touches the top of the door frame. He plays basket ball and 2k all the time. He says he's the best at ForkKnife even though Minecraft is the real game you should be winning at.
by Yanny? June 22, 2020
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Person 1: Where’s Joshua at?
Person 2: Drug dealing with his grandma maybe?
Person 1: No that’s Josh not Joshua
Person 2: No Joshua is also a drug-dealer with his grandma, because he claimed his real name is Joshua and not Josh when he learned the urban dictionary says he’s a drug dealer
Person 2: Drug dealing with his grandma maybe?
Person 1: No that’s Josh not Joshua
Person 2: No Joshua is also a drug-dealer with his grandma, because he claimed his real name is Joshua and not Josh when he learned the urban dictionary says he’s a drug dealer
by CarsonK June 1, 2020
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by ryanpillock October 26, 2019
Get the Joshua mug.Joshua is type of fella to make you feel delighted when you are sorrowful. Who makes you want to laugh when you feel like crying and who will be one of the most caring, loving and helpful friends you will ever have. He loves to play games and no matter what mood he is in, he will ALWAYS be down to play. If he knows you're enjoying something he will usually take time to research and gain knowledge to make sure he can always talk to you about something you enjoy.
Joshua is a perfect looking man, he is most likely dark brown hair with blue eyes. Make sure not to stare into them for too long or else you may get covered in unconventional friendship. (Unless you're into that kind of stuff.) Joshua loves to argue and most of the times even if he knows he is wrong he will stand his ground until he is RIGHT. Now, just because he loves to argue doesn't mean he loves to fight verbally. Joshua loves to make things right between close relationships so he loves to be as nice as possible no matter who the person is.
If you are dating a Joshua, you have made an amazing choice. He loves to hang out with friends and always loves to be around people despite friends constantly calling him an introvert. He doesn't really love to text though which could be a major bummer, but he loves a good conversation on the phone. He will downright love you forever but you need to make sure you are loving him back!
Joshua is a perfect looking man, he is most likely dark brown hair with blue eyes. Make sure not to stare into them for too long or else you may get covered in unconventional friendship. (Unless you're into that kind of stuff.) Joshua loves to argue and most of the times even if he knows he is wrong he will stand his ground until he is RIGHT. Now, just because he loves to argue doesn't mean he loves to fight verbally. Joshua loves to make things right between close relationships so he loves to be as nice as possible no matter who the person is.
If you are dating a Joshua, you have made an amazing choice. He loves to hang out with friends and always loves to be around people despite friends constantly calling him an introvert. He doesn't really love to text though which could be a major bummer, but he loves a good conversation on the phone. He will downright love you forever but you need to make sure you are loving him back!
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by JWazza August 6, 2020
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Girl 1: "OMG Joshua is looking hot!"
Girl 2: "Be careful there, he might try to lick you if he doesn't like you."
Girl 2: "Be careful there, he might try to lick you if he doesn't like you."
by digbickkid November 21, 2019
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