Hey mom, Joshua is drowning in the laundry machine again.
Joshua, are you sane yet?
-Steve: Hey Stan, you better not pull a Joshua again.
-Stan: What?
Joshua, are you sane yet?
-Steve: Hey Stan, you better not pull a Joshua again.
-Stan: What?
by Hugh G. Johnson May 31, 2007
Joshua is the biggest dickhead you will ever come across. He will ruin your birthday, Crack your phone. He has no friends and has the worst hair cut ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And he is dating Amanda. no one likes him because he wears horrible clothes and he thinks his cool but he is very retarded.
Joshua is the WORST!
Joshua is the WORST!
Joshua is stupid
by MilkyChorcha March 1, 2019
by Samisgay101 May 6, 2020
Joshua's are the best kind of friends in real life but, online he makes sure that your life feels like the embodiment of hell. He is a truly terrible person online cause he will troll you until you wanna eat a pike, but in real life you would want to hangout with this man for hours. Joshua's are a rare breed for a good friend very trustworthy, kind, funny, and open. However, always remember Josh's can be worse than a stage 4 brain tumor online because they are genuine terrible human beings online.
by its_me_pee_noi November 22, 2021
He is the cutest thing you will ever lay your eyes on. His personality is different, he is not like every one else. He is weird but in a good way for say. He can be very mean, LOUD, non careing when it comes to peoples feelings. He has no filter at all and a very SHORT timper and will go off in a split second . He LAUGHS at every thing around him not careing what it is or who it is. But he can also be the sweetest in the world. He is loyal, trustworthy, kind, caring, loving, honest, and everything good in a person you could find, packed into one person, and it is easy for him to fall in love but its also easy for him to loose interest.
by Lolkiklol March 20, 2019
Joshua is very funny and has a great personality.He wears lots of nice tight fitted clothes and favorite colour is red. He has a little above average penis size in length and wears Calvin Klein boxers. Joshua loves going to theme parks and going out with his friends.
by ryanpillock October 26, 2019