Joshua

A person who has a very hard time accomplishing any normal every day activities.

Hey mom, Joshua is drowning in the laundry machine again.
Joshua, are you sane yet?
-Steve: Hey Stan, you better not pull a Joshua again.
-Stan: What?

by Hugh G. Johnson December 14, 2008

Joshua

Joshua is the biggest dickhead you will ever come across. He will ruin your birthday, Crack your phone. He has no friends and has the worst hair cut ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And he is dating Amanda. no one likes him because he wears horrible clothes and he thinks his cool but he is very retarded.

Joshua is the WORST!

Joshua is stupid

by MilkyChorcha February 28, 2019

Joshua

He is smart at math but He looks like a dumb f*ck. He sucks at basketball and sucks at getting girls. He cant even get a hug from a boy. He is a little bit gay. He kisses boys and slaps boys on the a$$ and acts like it was on accident. If you ever see a demented monkey head girl/boy it is Joshua Billington.

\Holy sh*t it Joshua Billington just raped a dog.
\ Joshua Billington is making out with a dog.
/ Joshua Billington Is a freak

by savage samoan February 14, 2018

Joshua

Joshua is very funny and has a great personality.He wears lots of nice tight fitted clothes and favorite colour is red. He has a little above average penis size in length and wears Calvin Klein boxers. Joshua loves going to theme parks and going out with his friends.

You look very Joshua today

by ryanpillock October 26, 2019

Joshua

Drug-dealer with grandma

Person 1: Where’s Joshua at?
Person 2: Drug dealing with his grandma maybe?
Person 1: No that’s Josh not Joshua
Person 2: No Joshua is also a drug-dealer with his grandma, because he claimed his real name is Joshua and not Josh when he learned the urban dictionary says he’s a drug dealer

by CarsonK June 1, 2020

Joshua

a very beautiful person who is literally perfect in every way but a has the personality of a mutt from a dog pound and makes u want to punch them.

wow i wanna punch joshua but not in the face because he has such a great one.

by Brourgaynohomo October 4, 2019

Joshua

He is the cutest thing you will ever lay your eyes on. His personality is different, he is not like every one else. He is weird but in a good way for say. He can be very mean, LOUD, non careing when it comes to peoples feelings. He has no filter at all and a very SHORT timper and will go off in a split second . He LAUGHS at every thing around him not careing what it is or who it is. But he can also be the sweetest in the world. He is loyal, trustworthy, kind, caring, loving, honest, and everything good in a person you could find, packed into one person, and it is easy for him to fall in love but its also easy for him to loose interest.

Joshua is a popular name.

by Lolkiklol March 20, 2019