Jakob

When someone hits the table really hard, even tho there is a lot of shit on the table.

Ohh, did you just do a Jakob

by Multi289_fan December 16, 2019

jens-jakob

Jens-Jakob is the absolute essence of the homosexual population. Where ever he goes, he shall cream every homoerotic person in sight. However, this is not Jens-Jakob's fault. He simply just looks too gay for people to comprehend, so their natural instinct naturally is to ejaculate. He is also a master in the art of drawing dicks, which he attends to every day after breakfast.

Some people call him a madman.

"Oi! I think I just creamed my bloody pants!"
"Yeah, so did I. Probably because of Jens-Jakob over there."
"Ahh yeah you're right. I'm feeling blasted at the sight of that lad."

by yallahhanees May 14, 2019

jakob's shatter

tfw you meet an arrogant person that tries to intimidate you so in order to regain harmony you must show said person they ain't shit.

queer 86: yea, that creep wanted to dangle a carrot like im vegan, so i had to lend a hand in jakob's shatter

queer: youse a cow, huh. mooooooooove.

by 4cc_bloom May 19, 2019

Jakob McGravy

Stalker.

Hi so like there's this new kid and he's like so creepy and --- hi I'm watching you!---- SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! IT'S A JAKOB MCGRAVY!!!

by Ali B Skeeterman April 9, 2019

jakob

A guy that's into tractor's. And put's hes 2 inches in the exhaust Pipe, and call's he's tractor Berta

"What is that white stuff in my tractor's exhaust Pipe?" person 1
"I think someone pulled a jakob" person 2

by ..?..?.. May 23, 2019

Jakob

The good type of guy to get high with

Marley:Oh he's such a jakob

by Anaymonous guy May 29, 2019

Jakob

A man who, without doubt, will get A+ in everything possible but will still act like it was soooo hard. But he also share all his work with friends in need, and wont expect anything back (not that he need any help, because he is so smart). He is capable of driving a car, but you might have to pray before. He might also run a marathon...just for fun.

Wow, that dude got an A+ in math, but he crashed the family car again.... such a Jakob am i right??

by SicarioMusic June 16, 2019