Hippo nips

A fat man with huge man boobs.

Person 1: "Looks at that man's hippo nips!"

Person 2: "Noice man."

by PennerSnapple October 16, 2017

Hippo lips

A person with a mouth wide enough to fit 20 or more hot dogs.

Dang Hillory you can fit 20 slammers in them hippo lips.

by Gjaanfgkdhlsdyuiebfisdk October 21, 2017

Sloppy hippo

Bangin a fat beast under water

One night I got super drunk and did a sloppy hippo, and woke up the next morning with pond scum on my ballsack

by Animal tamer June 19, 2017

crying hippo

When a really obtuse gurl gets rejected be a equally fat guy because she has a mole on her asshole and is oozing puzz from her gums and has only 3 teeth protruding out from her bottom lip. And has a gauge in her pussy flaps from her ex boyfriend who is now a bi-sexual vampire

When a really obtuse gurl gets rejected be a equally fat guy because she has a mole on her asshole and is oozing puzz from her gums and has only 3 teeth protruding out from her bottom lip. And has a gauge in her pussy flaps from her ex boyfriend who is now a bi-sexual vampire: Gertrude I can't be with you cuz when I don't wanna fuck your crusty ass you will be a crying hippo. Can be used as a gerund ( English 10 )

by Sexy vegan muff cabbage July 5, 2016

hippo roping

When you lasso a BBW around the neck during play-time and pull her over to your side of the room for some extra business. Usually the strong and abled participate in this activity.

Jason told me last night that he lasso'd this big girl he was having fun with and literally pulled her to his side of the room...yeah he's strong! What's that? Oh! He called it hippo roping.

by CaptainJSparrow March 10, 2020

Happy Hippos

A German treat that is pretty much a biscuit shaped like a hippopotamus with white and dark chocolate filling and chocolate sprinkles.

My mother went to World Market and got some Happy Hippos.

by EmeraldCat September 8, 2013

Doin' the hippo

A dance move of Toronto origins practiced mainly by relocated Australians. It is a fad dance that plays on planking and personal jokes. It sets out to disturb the traditional ideals of club dance music where one would usual exert more passion as a song builds and up and breaks down, the hippo is the opposite side of the spectrum where one intends to be as quite, slumped and still as possible at the climactic part of a song.

bang! He just nailed the hippo!" "he just hippo'd the shit out of the dance floor! "HE'S DOIN' THE HIPPO!"

by Brecon18 June 21, 2011