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sad hippo

a person who is forced to breathe oxygen to survive, in an environment they would rather not do so
Kittykat1232 is a sad hippo
by AnaxNavi February 19, 2021
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skinny hippo

A person transformed by weight loss into a better version of themselves.
Well your just a skinny hippo aren't you!
by McKnight_89 June 1, 2018
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crying hippo

When a really obtuse gurl gets rejected be a equally fat guy because she has a mole on her asshole and is oozing puzz from her gums and has only 3 teeth protruding out from her bottom lip. And has a gauge in her pussy flaps from her ex boyfriend who is now a bi-sexual vampire
When a really obtuse gurl gets rejected be a equally fat guy because she has a mole on her asshole and is oozing puzz from her gums and has only 3 teeth protruding out from her bottom lip. And has a gauge in her pussy flaps from her ex boyfriend who is now a bi-sexual vampire: Gertrude I can't be with you cuz when I don't wanna fuck your crusty ass you will be a crying hippo. Can be used as a gerund ( English 10 )
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Hippo Fart

A fart that lingers wherever you go, until it smells no longer.
Damn! Jimmy just ripped a hippo fart! Don’t let him get near you!
by Yogurtfiend12 April 10, 2021
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Hippo Fever

The undeniable and heartwarming sensation of feeling attraction to big girls.
Nigga, you into Shaquanda?
Yeah man, I got hippo fever.
by chinbinshin January 2, 2014
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Sloppy hippo

One night I got super drunk and did a sloppy hippo, and woke up the next morning with pond scum on my ballsack
by Animal tamer June 19, 2017
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hippo tits

a large man with enormous moo-bags (aka tits), in which make him look like a pleasantly fat mound of play-doh

"good lord! check out fuckin hippo tits eating small children."
boobs mantits moo hippo tits playdoh mound lard whale cow
by Fruity-NinjaTurtle March 12, 2014
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