sad hippo

a person who is forced to breathe oxygen to survive, in an environment they would rather not do so

Kittykat1232 is a sad hippo

by AnaxNavi February 19, 2021

skinny hippo

A person transformed by weight loss into a better version of themselves.

Well your just a skinny hippo aren't you!

by McKnight_89 June 1, 2018

crying hippo

When a really obtuse gurl gets rejected be a equally fat guy because she has a mole on her asshole and is oozing puzz from her gums and has only 3 teeth protruding out from her bottom lip. And has a gauge in her pussy flaps from her ex boyfriend who is now a bi-sexual vampire

When a really obtuse gurl gets rejected be a equally fat guy because she has a mole on her asshole and is oozing puzz from her gums and has only 3 teeth protruding out from her bottom lip. And has a gauge in her pussy flaps from her ex boyfriend who is now a bi-sexual vampire: Gertrude I can't be with you cuz when I don't wanna fuck your crusty ass you will be a crying hippo. Can be used as a gerund ( English 10 )

by Sexy vegan muff cabbage July 5, 2016

Hippo Fart

A fart that lingers wherever you go, until it smells no longer.

Damn! Jimmy just ripped a hippo fart! Don’t let him get near you!

by Yogurtfiend12 April 10, 2021

Hippo Fever

The undeniable and heartwarming sensation of feeling attraction to big girls.

Nigga, you into Shaquanda?
Yeah man, I got hippo fever.

by chinbinshin January 2, 2014

Sloppy hippo

Bangin a fat beast under water

One night I got super drunk and did a sloppy hippo, and woke up the next morning with pond scum on my ballsack

by Animal tamer June 19, 2017

hippo tits

a large man with enormous moo-bags (aka tits), in which make him look like a pleasantly fat mound of play-doh

"good lord! check out fuckin hippo tits eating small children."

boobs mantits moo hippo tits playdoh mound lard whale cow

by Fruity-NinjaTurtle March 12, 2014