Harvest green bananas

to go for elementary school girls

"when you buy green bananas you wait for them to ripe then you eat them" ;)
meaning you wait for them to hit puberty then you eat them

fuck man she broke up with me....i dunno what to do with myself...gotta go harvest green bananas

by Jonathon Chieh January 14, 2008

Harvesting The Night Clams

The act of having sex with more then one loose prostitute at night, usually resulting in an STD.

Hey did you hear about Lenny, he was harvesting the night clams.

by SmugglingBeardedDragons December 07, 2016

cum harvesting season

the season after winter where people voluntarily line up in a milk parlour where they milk cows and the milking machine cluster is attached to the genitals (suctioning machine). milking them like cow udders, the semen is extracted and put into a processing machine to create lactose free milk alternative.

-the average human produces 3.2 litters of semen during harvesting season

person 1: the average human produces 3.2 litters of semen a day during cum harvesting season
person 2: that’s cool! cum harvesting season is my favourite time of the year. i can’t wait~

by jummyjummy69 November 23, 2021

live maggot harvester

Otherwise known as a garbage/rubbish/waste disposal truck.

Bob: What's it like driving a live maggot harvester?
Mark: Rubbish.

by News Unlimited August 08, 2018

City Harvest Church

A terrorization group that

1) lures you into donating money "in the name of god" to them and thus the head pastor embezzling the funds to fund his wife's shitty career
2) Preaches About Money, not god
3) Believers that think their pastor is very innocent
4) Believers who pray for their head pastor who is most certainly going to have life imprisonment
5)Money...money...money

Did you hear about city harvest church? They did 100million dollars!

by Dx3 June 28, 2012

Harvest Moon Festival

When a top has sex with as many asses as possible in a night.

William went to the Harvest Moon Festival last night. He was pounding ass after ass all night long.

by Dr. I. M. High MD October 12, 2021

Harvest Festival

To administer a monkeyface to ones self.

"I'd been waiting for aages, been very patient - finally I was able to go home and perform a harvest festival upon my person. Which was nice."

by Intrigueing mysterious Dave fandango the third February 20, 2008