crap-a-cola

A fictional brand of soft-drink marketed and branded as the "in-drink" for people who are extremely lame. 1. If used in association with a person's name, it means that person is lame or a douchbag. 2. If used to refer to a beverage being consume at the time of use, it means the drink is of poor quality or suck.

1. Hey Zach, why don't you put down your crap-a-cola, finish your sandwich, and get the hell out of my house!

2. I'd like to buy the world a crap-a-cola.

by poopstain devon May 10, 2008

Kmart Cola

A girl who is so mundane and generic she has lost all originality and is exhausting to be around.

That girl only could talk about her sorority and her favorite hairstyle, she's so kmart cola

by Mellow fellow September 25, 2014

Cola syndrome

Not knowing where you are, what you are, who you are, etc

Cop: you killed 76 people!

Culprit: huh?

Cop: tell it to the judge

Culprit: where? Huh?

Cop 2: I think they have cola syndrome

by Toasted Cherry March 30, 2019

Coca Cola

Zero sugar, same great coke taste. Now with a hint of added vanilla

Friend: do you have Pepsi?
Me: you mean Coca Cola Zero sugar, same great coke taste, now with a hint of added vanilla?

by Nugdug January 30, 2020

Coca-Cola

the best drink that ever existed and everyone on this planet should drink. everyone should drink coca cola because it is so great and the taste is so amazing. also don't forget to use code Raulxz when buying coca cola.

I bought Coca-Cola and i used code Raulxz

by Raulxz October 2, 2020

Evening Cola

A whiskey and cola after 5pm

After a hard day at work I like having amd evening cola.

by Blitza March 20, 2017

titty cola

Carbonated titty milk used commonly at birthday parties or other special events

Fuck that titty cola at Brett's 5th birthday party was good!

by TittyColaLover June 19, 2017