Ape Claw

The act of assembling 1000 gorillas with sausage-like fingers, and having them all stick their claws in someones colon at the same time. Painful thrashing from the gorillas is inevitable.

Guy 1 - "Dude I'm sorry, I used your girlfriend as my bank girl"

Guy 2 - "I summon a thousand silver-backs, to bring my revenge, and ape claw this heretic"

by Gotta Ketchum All January 28, 2008

Dolphin claw

While having sex doggie style, shove your thumb up the ass and fan up the rest of the fingers like a fin. Then as her back arches and she lets 'ee-ee-ee' squeel, claw up your fingers grab her ass, keeping the thumb inserted.

I was screwing the old lady and wanted to her her squeel so I gave her the dolphin claw

by Jeff DuffKnee October 6, 2005

Dragon Claw

When a female's camel toe becomes so intolerably huge and prominent, it can no longer be called a camel toe because it is an insult to camels with feet everywhere.

Person 1: Someone should tell Maggie that she's too big to be wearing those spandex shorts. She's having a major camel toe.

Person 2: Don't bring the camels into this- what Maggie has is a dragon claw.

by Superditor May 7, 2010

Mississippi Bear Claw

A sexual term used when your love making partner grabs your testicles from behind and yanks them backwards until there stuck in your ass crack.

Billy was talking to his girlfriend Jenny during sex one night, he said to her "Forget the Dirty Sanchez baby, give me the Mississippi Bear Claw!"

by Ryan Tetlow September 23, 2006

stink claw tickler

The female assumes the "doggie style" position, the middle most finger is inserted in the butt to excite the lesser known 'z' spot, the designated pointer is inserted into the vagina to excite the popular 'g' spot, whilst the thumb is used to tickle the clitoris.

see also: stink claw nibbler

after just a few minutes of the stink claw tickler... she passed out!

by bjochen April 1, 2008

clawhammer

Original AMD Athlon 64 core. This was found on both the Socket 754 and Socket 939 interfaces. The Clawhammer core featured 1 MB of L2 cache and ran a 800MHz Hypertransport bus. Furthermore, the Clawhammer was based on the 130nm manufacturing process. These processors ran roughly 20 - 30% faster than the Athlon XP Bartons at the same clock frequency.

Do not confuse the Clawhammer with the newer Newcastle core which is also on the Socket 754/939 but features only 512KB of L2 cache. The Clawhammer core was the original Athlon 64 and is the core for the Athlon FX series (53, 55).

Today I bought a Athlon 64 based on the Clawhammer core and it ripped apart the Intel Pentium 4 in all benchmarks.

by dmo April 24, 2005

dude claw

Dude claw (n) Human phalis, bunched tightly in either or both pant legs causing the scrotum to resemble a male version of the "camel toe", and phalis to hug tightly in the pant leg looking shockingly similar to that of a dewclaw from a cat. Hence the origin of the name " dudeclaw"

Don't hornswaggle my dude claw tyrone, I thought we were boys!

by Mister Chainsaw April 25, 2006