Bernard

a ball of hair

Bernard sits on a wall and his birthday is 4/20

by Gdsnbsjss May 20, 2022

bernard

sexiest human alive

person 1: DUUUUUDE THAT GUY IS SOO SEXYIEIEYYYY OMGG
person 2: YEAH HES SUCH A BERNARD :heart_eyes:
person 3: but he's misogynistic
person 1 and 2: shut yo skin tone chicken bone google chrome no home flip phone disowned ice cream cone garden gnome extra chromosome metronome dimmadome genome full blown monochrome student loan indiana jones overgrown flintstone x and y hormone friend zone sylvester stallone sierra leone autozone professionally seen silver patrone head ass the fuck up

by gurhrhggr February 17, 2022

Bernard

The love of Pinky's life

He is my bernard

by pinky ri December 9, 2022

Bernard

bernard is a GOD

oh bernard? yea he’s a god

by manjit770 November 21, 2021

Gill St. Bernards

A place where untucked shirts kill and the rich thrive. Where kids sit at tables thinking they’re hot shit until they really get into their car ripping the juul and stig while listening to months old rap. Also enjoy ripping bongs and ferociously drinking till they’re lungs and liver fall off. School thinks they’re dope cuz they have a good basketball team.

Kid: Tommy, let’s go to Gill St. Bernards

Kid 2: Wait dude, let’s stop at Golds and get some Juul Pods

Kid 1: Alright, bet. Then we’ll head to Robs to drink till our balls fall off.

by Garkle July 18, 2020

Bernard

He is the defender of this shop and therefore not for sale

Can I buy this. No sorry, it’s Bernard

by Bernard the dragon December 31, 2021

St. Bernard

Some variation of cock piercing. Distant memory of its use--origins uncertain.

Ouch! Convalescing from the St. Bernard mutilation.

by Logos2001 May 12, 2025