A middle-aged man who inserts and attaches himself into much older woman’s lives in exchange for banana bread and hummus.
by Barbra75 February 14, 2025
by Barb Fan #101 August 14, 2022
A unique name that barely anyone can pronounce correctly. She is always ready for the spotlight and will dazzle anyone looking for excitement. Like her name she is genuinely unique. Not like other people who claim to be unique but are just boring attention whores. Barbeli doesn't need to sell herself because people are drawn to her magnetic ways and find it hard to stay away from her.
Barbeli is like what I imagine a real unicorn would be. Colorful, beautiful, majestic and just fucking awesome.
by Barbaliciousness December 21, 2016
Example of a barbed compliment:
"You're a very smart person, but you're so lazy that you can never get any work done. The only thing you're actually good at is being nice to people, and even that is a lie, because of how selfish and self-centered you are. You're honestly just a burden to everyone who knows you."
"You're a very smart person, but you're so lazy that you can never get any work done. The only thing you're actually good at is being nice to people, and even that is a lie, because of how selfish and self-centered you are. You're honestly just a burden to everyone who knows you."
by ginger008 June 28, 2021
by AndAlsoSharks August 05, 2014
by BARB1e August 04, 2021
Barb is a protagonist of a hoss or Fudd. Her existence serves in any plane of relationship from living, divorced, or dead to advance the hoss/Fudd storyline given to mock the hoss/Fudd being made fun of. She will enable hawg cranking, hates liberholes, despises grass clibbins that may force her hoss/Fudd to haddalyerdown.
by Barb was 30 January 15, 2024