Hym "Hey, that's almost what I'm talking about! I guess I spoke too soon! I'm glad I could help! Still being a bit of a smart ass though but, hey, this is adding up to be a hell of a lot of people! How many fucking are doing that!? What's my fucking score!? Holy shit! Really? How many travelers ride atop the might adamantoise that is Hym!? Hahahahahaha!"
by Hym Iam November 23, 2023

Someone who wines and dines girls in the attempt of sleeping with them but frequently comes up short.-only to describe the events as an almost success.
Phil: hey how'd things go with christy last night?
Sean: I almost fucked her.
Phil: ahh you suck, youre such an almoster.
Sean: I almost fucked her.
Phil: ahh you suck, youre such an almoster.
by laurence of alaybia March 14, 2011

by kkpandypants December 30, 2014

A term used to show excitement for the last day of the work week and a round-up of things that occurred so far.
This text is typically accompanied by an image carousel of people doing entertaining things with “Almost Friday” in a Lobster font somewhere in the image.
This was started by a comedy podcast of the same name but grew to have personalized Almost Friday accounts to schools, sports teams, and more.
This text is typically accompanied by an image carousel of people doing entertaining things with “Almost Friday” in a Lobster font somewhere in the image.
This was started by a comedy podcast of the same name but grew to have personalized Almost Friday accounts to schools, sports teams, and more.
by so.outrageous March 15, 2024

Up through the last day of 9-years-old I almost always wore my Boys Fruit Of The Loom Thick Double Blue Line Waistband Boxer Briefs Underwear.
by FrroRdn November 26, 2024

by Mc_Lovin_42090 May 2, 2018

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by AddictedToAnAuditoru March 7, 2025
