Losing your Pink Ribbon

When a straight dude sleeps beside a gay guy and nothing happens besides sleep the whole night.

"Tell me about Losing your Pink Ribbon again."
"I lost my Pink Ribbon to Steve last night"
"The gay dude. No sex? You sure?"
"Yep, just sleep... maybe some spooning."

by specialbreh June 10, 2018

Your Mom

Your Mom is an asteroid spotted at the edge of our Solar System, while its height and width is unknown, we can estimate that it weights between 8 million to 27 million kilograms

Sneeze: Broooooo, I can't wait for the Earth to get destroyed by Your Mom
Your Son: Shut up

by BrianXNoor2021 April 17, 2021

In-your-endo

Can be used in place of innuendo to spice up a conversation.

Person one: There was so much innuendo in what the characters were saying.

Person two: in-your-endo

by Em dog February 19, 2020

National chuck your grandma down the stairs day

This day lands on June 15 ,and it is a day where you get to chuck your grandma down a flight of stairs to your hearts content.

Person 1: Hey grandma... You know what day it is.
Grandma: No sweetie I don't know what day it is
Person 1: Follow me up these stairs, and stand at the top with me and don't move
Grandma: Okay
Person 1: <Chucks grandma>
that's national chuck your grandma down the stairs day

by Eternal_ May 21, 2024

shush your sound

meaning to hush or quiet people who can’t shut their trap

Okay boomer, shush your sound!

by lovelypeaches433 December 24, 2019

Your face is killing me

A phrase spoken by a famous Dutch serial murderer Maria Swanenburg before stalking her victims and poisoning them with arsenic while they slept. Most of her victims were immigrants from Asian countries.

Me: 'I heard someone whisper your face is killing me when I was taking a video'
Friend: 'OMG dude, you're gonna die tonight!'

by cmonjustgimmeahandlename February 7, 2021

your mom

she one fatass bitch that can't get off her ass bruh

damn, your mom fat as fuck dawg.

by realniggatalk! April 2, 2020