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Cleat your meat

When you are playing a sport where you wear cleats such as soccer or football and somebody steps on your dick.
Person 1: Did Conner just cleat your meat?
Person 2: Yes, I looked at my dick and it was bleeding, I think it's scarred!
Person 1: That's it I'm gonna kick his ass.
by 22 Knowledge March 18, 2016
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floofing your fluff

To floof one's fluff means to puff up something fluffy. For example, you can floof your pillow, hair, or a hamster. That which is to be floofed is the fluff.
Ana, stop floofing your fluff!!!

fluffing your ego, floof, fluff
by Po1nt April 8, 2015
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your mother

a meme of your mom, the woman who gave birth to you, and a idiot at times.
Your mother slapped your dad, "who is so fat, she falls off both sides of the bed at the same time?" "who?" "YOUR MOM!!!!11!!!11"
by mommydaddy1234 December 2, 2022
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here's your ass

When your opponent, such as in a game of basketball, beats you handily and says this comment to add insult to injury
John just dunked on Simon to win the game.
John: Here's your ass.
Simon: I hate you.
by Redlinr July 29, 2022
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open your camera

turning on your camera on facetime
open your camera so i can see you
by Abby and mp language March 30, 2025
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go flip your burgers

A simple response to someone you think is stupid as all hell
by Smooth Talkin’ April 30, 2025
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