Why did you look this up?

No, really, why did you look this up?

Come on, why did you look this up? Come and be a, why did you look this up? Oliver, Josh, Jack and Ben. LoL Yolo. 🤗💩🦄😇😱🖕

by William Shakes The Speare May 25, 2016

what he lacks in looks he makes up for in bucks

discription of a man whom god has not graced with the good looks of Jared Leto but has given the bank balance of Bill Gates, thus making the aforementioned individual attractive.

"That Roman Abramovich, Chelsea football club owner, jeeze, what he lacks in looks he makes up for in bucks."

"Oh good Lord, that Bill Gates, founder of Microsoft, what he lacks in looks he makes up for in bucks, kinda."

by Karen Duff January 28, 2007

I've fallen and I can''t get up!

A twist on the well known scenario made popular in the early 90s by a home security system commercial in which an elderly woman falls and is unable to get up. The new television series, Hoarders, gives a whole new meaning to this ubiquitous expression. In honor of the popular series, one may say "I've fallen and I can't get up' when one is swallowed up by garbage and are unable to remove oneself from the overwhelming mass of debris that overwhelms one's home. Can also be found when one has a burning desire to pay tribute to one's pet with shrines of pet hair displayed throughout one's home.

T-dawg: bc she got like swallowed by garbage and she couldnt get up

Me: omg that gives a whole new meaning to 'i've fallen and i can''t get up!'

T-dawg: mb that's where it came from

by Bchita March 22, 2010

like trying to pick up a turd by its clean end

The act, or attempt of trying to accomplish an impossible task.

Laying her and her sister at the same time is like trying to pick up a turd by its clean end...it just ain't happening!

by steverbeaver July 13, 2007

Yo what’s up it’s ya boy young megaphone

“Yo what’s up it’s ya boy young megaphone” is another way of saying hi but for cringey people that are addicted to TikTok (me)

“Yo what’s up it’s ya boy young megaphone how a are you today”

by Tik tok addiction 101 September 6, 2019

fuck me up the ass like a Catholic priest

To take unfair advantage of someone, such as in business negotiations, while seizing the moral high ground.

Bob: We can purchase the equipment at a lower price AND from an environmentally conscious supplier.
Ted: Oh for Christ’s sake, don’t try to fuck me up the ass like a Catholic priest!

by Worthy_sojourner September 4, 2021

Lift up the horse skirt, give us a peek!

When you're at your local joust and you want to root for the horse with the biggest dick, but you can't tell which one is biggest because the horses have those decorative cloak/skirt things on; this is what you yell

You: Man I want the horse with the biggest dick to win this joust
Friend: But we can't see their dicks! They covered them up with those horse skirts!
You: You're right, this is unacceptable. Lift up the horse skirt, give us a peek!

by Spike The Dragon September 24, 2018