National Pay Your Wife Day

Wives wear many hats and deserve to get paid. Give your wife money daily and everyone will be happier.

Happy wife, happy life. Celebrate National pay your wife day.

by Faroushky October 2, 2020

Go back to your ex

6th of October is the Day that you go back to your ex and text him/her. Have fun:)

-Hey Mary i miss my ex:(
-Ey emily its go back to your ex Day go text him

by Urmom8282992829292 October 3, 2020

National tongue your crush day

On october 19th you can tongue your crush any time

Yo bro it’s national tongue your crush day

by Pp boi 456 October 3, 2020

Your pissing me off

YOUR PISSING ME OFF LIKE BRUH WHEN I SAY THAT, IT SHOULNT OFFEND YOU AMY, YOU KNOW IM IN A MOOD AND U KEEP PUSHING ME TO MY LIMITS!!! LIKE WHEN I SAY IT HOW COME IT OFFENS YOU WHEN YOU HAVE BEEN OFFENDING ME LIKE BURH, have a good day <33333

me: Your pissing me off.
person: wow thanks

by Athiebear October 4, 2020

relax your bones

Chill out, take it easy, relax

Settle down Wild Bill, relax your bones.

by BossTruth October 4, 2020

Disable your body

This unique word means that you will potentially disable there body.

Iwill disable your body you bloody fat cunt.

by poteticman October 5, 2020

gornf your splornf

to kill someone in one brutal move

Hey bro, you better stop doing that or else I'm going to gornf your splornf!

by morkelorbo October 6, 2020