The act of putting on tight yoga pants that have a minimum of a six inch skid mark then sticking your arms in each pant leg while attempting to chew through the pants at the location of the skid mark while screening Annie you ok you ok you ok Annie. Then getting knocked unconscious by a 50lb bag of flour moving at a speed of over 60 mph
by Cameron Arnold December 4, 2020
Get the dusty karenmug. A woman who can be from ages 15 to 96. They are so fucking annoying, it's unbelievable. They want to talk to the manager and harass the hell out of the poor trainee at the counter. She also hates skateboarding teens and will start recording them. Has kids that will listen to kids bop, UGH. Trys to hit you, pretends you ran her or him over, acuses you for no reason. FUCK OFF KAREN!
Innocent Emily: Hello, how is you day? What would you like to eat? :)
Karen: I would like a chicken, cheese, lettuce, ketchup free burger.
Innocent Emily: I'm sorry Ma'am, we can't make that, it's just burger buns.
Karen: MAKE IT OR I'LL CALL THE FUCKING COPS AND I'LL GET YOU AND YOUR WHOLE FAMILY SUED!
Innocent Emily: Linda help... *cries*.
Karen: I would like a chicken, cheese, lettuce, ketchup free burger.
Innocent Emily: I'm sorry Ma'am, we can't make that, it's just burger buns.
Karen: MAKE IT OR I'LL CALL THE FUCKING COPS AND I'LL GET YOU AND YOUR WHOLE FAMILY SUED!
Innocent Emily: Linda help... *cries*.
by BigBrainScottishGirl December 22, 2020
Get the Karenmug. Karen-I’m taking the fucking kids again
by Iwouldfrickacreeper October 20, 2019
Get the Karenmug. by Tree House Eikaiwa February 10, 2023
Get the Karenmug. Along with being the typical representation of the slang form of a Karen by believing they are entitled to their unwarranted bad behavior, these entitled ladies believe they are to make their way through life by taking advantage of the elderly. The word TEAL is an acronym for the words Thieving, Elderly Abusing, and Lying.
TEAL Karen stole my elderly father's money and property when took control his life and pretended to be a good caregiver.
TEAL Karen convinced the nursing home that the gentleman's family abandoned him, and he wanted her to have ALL of his money and worldly possessions.
TEAL Karen convinced the nursing home that the gentleman's family abandoned him, and he wanted her to have ALL of his money and worldly possessions.
by Dummaz June 15, 2022
Get the TEAL Karenmug. a Karen who restricts access to a hose nozzle by securing a device to the hose connection so that no one else can attach their hose of choice, hence the hose Karen.
by Cloak & Dagger August 25, 2022
Get the hose Karenmug. People who are mainly blond and you will mainly her them say “Let me speak to your manager” and they will yell at you for skateboarding in a park
by Joe freaking mother April 3, 2022
Get the Karenmug.