Jizz

(1). <n> Slang for semen.
(2). <v> Slang for the action of ejaculation.

(1). After we had sex, I had to clean up all the jizz on my bedsheets.
(2). I masturbated a bit too hard and jizzed.

by Miles4Daze March 04, 2023

Jizz

White sticky awesome succulent goo from pp

Oh daddy i just JIZZED all over you're beatuiful face

by WeinerSoBig.CUM November 11, 2022

Jizz

Jizz is a modern day word for germs. Although it used to be a slang word for sperm or semen, it now encompasses any type of substance that’s gross or dirty.

With so many people using the stairs now, there is tons of jizz on that hand rail.

by Jizzillionaire February 02, 2021

jizz

a small amount of something.

I am going to put a jizz of mayo on my sandwich

by Yeetus da Feetus June 15, 2020

Jizz

An upbeat, swinging genre of music in the Star Wars universe.

(Most notably performed by Figrin D'an and the Modal Nodes and the Max Rebo Band.)

Leia: “This music is pretty steezy, what’s it called?”
Han: “Jizz”

by Shady Cantina Patron December 01, 2021

Jizz

something that your mom was swallowing last night

Bob: there was jizz on my moms bed last night. what the hell did you do?

by FightingPumpkin57 January 28, 2022

Jizz

Something I wouldn’t swim in.

Person 1: Hey look at that jizz!
Person 2: I wouldn’t swim in that.

by Professional Jizz Inspector February 11, 2022