clam couch

another name for a vagina

Gonna try to hop into that girl's clam couch tonight.

by clamcouch March 20, 2019

Covid Clam

After a 7 day covid isolation period of furious solo masturbation, the Covid Clam emerges from confinement wafting its pungent odor from beneath the confinement of her sweatpants.

"Omg, did you smell Kerry today, she smells like she just came out of isolation today, what a Covid Clam".
"Oh you bitch, you're such a covid clam".

by TheSmellyclam May 13, 2022

Tangy Clam Meat

The labias of an old woman so spread out they could be confused with a roast beef sandwich. This word could also be applied to a person who has a high body count.

"Bro i just fucked this chick, she had some fucking tangy clam meat down town but i tore that one up anyways!"

by GlizzyL September 29, 2023

Clam bake

When one woman releases flatulence on another woman's crotch. ie. The residual heat baking her clam.

So my girlfriend and I were scissoring when she farted and gave me a clam bake

by anonymous October 7, 2020

Ye olde clam house

Veteran franciscans know one of the best places to get the best seafood in the city is. Ye olde clam house on bayshore blvd near 3rd Street and just a stones throw from the alameny off ramp from 101.

Ye olde clam house is a wonderful place to eat but if you're in the city and you don't have a car you could hop a Muni #9 San Bruno and it might take awhile but you'd eventually get there and it's definitely worth it!

by 4realazitgits April 16, 2021

Steamed Clams

When the roast in your oven is ruined and smoke ends up coming out of your oven.

"Oh, that isn't smoke! It's steam! Steam from the steamed clams we're having! MMMMMM steamed clams"

by MrLoser74 August 31, 2023

Cream of clam

When someone hacks up a loogy, there sick ,chest cold,

Cofh yum cream of clam

by Jabony December 10, 2015