Sanding alabaster in bed

An excellent handjob.

She's a master, its like she's sanding alabaster in bed and I'm the sculpture.

by MsSaskatchewan February 22, 2013

Bed Writer

A person pissing or shitting on the bed in a letter pattern

Amber heard was a bed writer

by Rose koi June 02, 2022

Bed Writer

A person that used scat or urain to write on the bed sheet

*Bed writer* Someone Who pisses on the bed.

by Rose koi June 02, 2022

make me your wife in bed

Used by a submissive male wanting to experience the dominance of being taken. Like being the bottom,

Own me baby make me yours. Make me your wife in bed

by Bed wife June 23, 2023

Bed Shitter

A man women child, or animal that shits on the bed. May or may not like being shamed for it in a sexual way, but is always shamed for it in a sexual way.

"Youre a naughty little bed shitter are'nt you bitch?"

by Being11355 May 22, 2020