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lack jizz

Jack Liss. president of the US after Kobe dies.
Ben: jack, wanna bang?

Jack: i would, but I lack jizz!
by plotonis May 24, 2017
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jizz willy

Instead of licking your finger and sticking it into a person's ear, you put the tip of your dick up to someone's ear and cum into it. Jizz willy!
I snuck up behind that bitch and gave her a jizz willy.....for the win!
by Holditin June 3, 2017
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Jizz Krakubik

A man with a plan. And a lot of puns. This individual is known for his cheesy sense of humor and sharp wit. He is a notorious fan of the 2007 smash hit film Wild Hogs, and spends much of his day trying to torment his roommate in creative ways. Also known as "Jizz Daddy" and "Jizzy."
Hey man did you see? Jizz Krakubik is here!

Whoa, dude, I hope you memorized some Wild Hogs quotes because he's on his way over here right now now, Shaka Brah!
by WetDaddy June 21, 2017
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jizz flan

A Jizz Flan is an open, rimmed, pastry or sponge base, containing a sweet or savoury Jizz filling. Examples are the quiche lorraine, custard tart, and cummy yummy tummy surprise.
Give me another jizz flan will you, I'm going to eat this one without my hands.
by Turdsandwich22 June 24, 2017
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Jizz dusting

Farting out someone else's jizz, similar to crop dusting, but with cum. Synonyms: cum dusting.
"Dude, I had crazy butt sex today and went to the store. When I farted, I felt so bad for jizz dusting everyone there."
by Bostondubs November 20, 2017
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Jiggy Jizz Does the Jagg

An drunk Irish man who drinks too much and ends up fucking your daughter.
Oi!! Jimmy just pulled a Jiggy Jizz Does the Jagg on my girl Jazz!
by jiggyjizz February 23, 2017
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narnia jizz

slang nickname for coconut rum when drunk straight.
dat ho is drunk yo! what'd she have? Narnia Jizz!
by akolaad May 16, 2016
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