Jizz Rod

A little teenage white boy named Alton that is obsessed with beating his meat

Wow dude Alton is such a Jizz Rod

by Dingle nut89 April 3, 2024

jizz jealous

When you're masterbating and edging yourself for a while and you're at the part of the session where your balls have tightened up and you can't stop from cumming, things become tremendously awkward when your dad walks in on you at exactly the wrong moment. He watches as you blow a huge load of sperm up all up your stomach and chest hitting your own face and hair and all your dad can say is whoa. You are now so confused. You don't know whether he is envious or impressed by the size of your cum shot.

"Dude, my dad came unannounced into my bedroom last night just as I was busting a nut. Talk about awkward, he saw me blow a huge load all in my pubes and up my stomach and chest." "Damn son, that sucks. He say anything?" "Nothing other than whoa. LOL" "Sounds like your dad might be jizz jealous. He's old and can't blow such huge amounts of sperm anymore."

by Watchinfool October 5, 2023

knowledge jizz

When a man attempts to force his subjective opinion all over your face and down your throat. Said opinion is most often unsubstantiated, uninvited, unoriginal or downright incorrect. Closely related to the global phenomenon of mansplaining and tied to the interpersonal manifestations of sexism.

Gross, that film critic just knowledge jizzed all over me for twenty minutes and didn't even ask what I thought of the film.

by LCarrollHarris April 17, 2016

Fortnite Jizz Fizz

When you’re shielding up with your homies and you can’t help but want to ejaculate all over them and scream in a psychotic fashion.

Dave: I’m gonna bust my sexy little boy friends.
Tyrone: Ayyyoooo

Roger: What does your magic juice taste like uwu?
Fred: I have titties so I’m edge and fart until I shit, you just Fortnite Jizz Fizz us.

by SteveHarvey7 March 15, 2024

Janitorial Jizz January

When it takes you the whole month of January to clean all the jizz from Destroy Dick December.

Damn that’s a lot of jizz from Destroy Dick December! Get ready for Janitorial Jizz January!

by Profstrange December 1, 2018

Tiddi Jizz

Another name for lactating tiddies.

Jessie-Man my kid just won't stop begging for Tiddi Jizz.
Sarah-I know that feeling, just gotta get over it.

by Lil Sktlz October 5, 2018

Jizz Lord

I know it all that argues his point just for the sake of arguing and can never concede he might be wrong so much so hes ready to explode.

Why does that Jizz Lord have to hoard every argument?

by Spiderwilliams February 28, 2021