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Shit Show

want to be disrespected? come work for 5 guys tv show behind the scenes = scooping shit for 12 hours straight, cow pies thrown in our faces every 5 mins, who wants raw chicken for lunch 2 hours late? our PAs rlly know how to get the job done growing up in meth labs makes the most skilled organizers, old janky vans… you bet! sick days are gonna cost you two weeks of pay taken from you. & boy does the boss lady rlly know how to shit all over you bc she dyes her hair with curry diarrhea. We all want some butt wipes but sometimes you just have to use your hand!!!!
wow crocodile dundee is new at this shit show, better roll some more poopy cigs!
by Poopyface13 February 22, 2022
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shit-tective

A pair of coworkers who examine and learn details of their colleagues bathroom habits via careful observation and identification by shoes visible under toilet stall walls.
You were right, it is Jonathan clogging the toilet! I saw his shoes! We're real shit-tectives!
by shit-tective steve October 10, 2019
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Shit interception

When someone has intercepted an enemy's shit.
The sneaky girl ended up getting back the shit she had been trying to give someone else after the shit interception.
by Solid Mantis November 17, 2020
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Kick the shit out of hobo day

August 25th is the one day of the year where you get to kick the shit out of the onceler au askblog "hobo-ler" also known as "hobo", most people would like to beat him up any day but this is a special occasion where everyone groups together to kick the shit out of him
"National "kick the shit out of hobo day" is coming soon I'm so excited!"
by Thebestbatz August 25, 2023
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I will shit yourself

To shit in the garments of another human being, usually while they're wearing them.
Guy 1: And that's checkmate! Good game!
Guy 2: I will shit yourself.
Guy 1: ...what?
by keyboard8 August 19, 2024
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IVE GOT THE SHITS

When an individual is in a unpleasant/angry moods towards an issue/individual.
Customer: where is my bread and eggs
Worker:we have ran out
Customer:That's is IVE GOT THE SHITS AHHH
by CHIPSANDSAUCE August 9, 2023
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dumb as shit

by toeney January 21, 2020
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