French Bitch Slap

A slap across the face with so much force that even Hellen Keller hears it.

Me: Shit! Hellen I think someone just got a French Bitch Slap, did you hear that?
Hellen Keller: MMMMMGAKLHJJIHORFKHFA!!!!!
Me:... Umm I have to go now.

by Faggit! July 23, 2012

french pony tail

A french term for a lady open for business.

When Julie walked out of her new French appartment, with her French pony tail in place, all the men from the cafe knew she was looking for a new lover.

by French lover October 30, 2013

messy French girl

a messy French girl is someone who is so French, so messy, and smokes so many cigs that they are socially inclined to cartwheel around the Eiffel Tower.

"Hey when's the last time you've heard of Ziggy?"
"Oh, I heard he's a messy French girl now."

by theymessyfranchgorl February 22, 2022

You're probably french

A way to instantly discredit anyone's argument.

Person 1: True communism has never been tried, capitalism is evil.
Person 2: You're probably french

by flippnflop November 7, 2021

french onion soup

French onion soup is the most delicious mouth watering poosy wet (jokes please submit) amazing food you’ll ever taste.

If you don’t like soup , cheese, onions or croutons your missing out i’m sorry

“did you try the french onion soup? gawd damn.”

by zooanimalyay February 23, 2022

french fried skunk

a delicious fried treat eaten by hillbillies and gourmet cuisine connoisseurs alike. for this recipe you will need two skinned and cleaned skunks. make sure to clean out the scum.

wowzers! sarah really does love her french fried skunk!

by isabeela December 11, 2019

Purple French Toast

When a girl with red pancake and a girl with blue waffle makes love by scissoring.

Guy 1: Did you hear Tiffany nailed Brittany last night?
Guy 2: Doesn't Tiffany have blue waffle?
Guy 1: Yeah, what's worse is Brittany has red pancake.
Guy 2: Those two probably made some homemade Purple French Toast together.

by Dr. Anonymous Ph.D October 21, 2012