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Improper Benefits Bowl

College football game played on Sep. 17, 2011 between THE Ohio State Buckeyes and the Miami Hurricanes (also a rematch of the 2002 National Championship game). Noteworthy because both programs are currently under serious NCAA investigation for receiving several "improper benefits" such as cash and discount tattoos in exchange for team memorabilia (OSU), and yacht cruises and sex parties (UM), all widely covered in the mainstream media.
ESPN presents "The Improper Benefits Bowl" sponsored by Fine Line Ink Tattoos and the South Beach Yacht Club.
by Andy Vanman September 18, 2011
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Chinese Noodle Bowl

When someone has multiple flaccid Penises in their mouth at the same time.
Last night my friends and I gave this girl a Chinese Noodle Bowl in the kitchen.
by Skuba81 November 27, 2021
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Bread without the bowl

1. Commonly misunderstood by dumbass employees at Panera bread. Dumb fucks
I asked for the bread WITHOUT THE FUCKING BOWL. Bread without the bowl
by FAPBOI August 29, 2020
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Jidion's bowling average

Jidion's bowling average is 280. The way he achieves such a high average is by being Him.
Andrew- Do you know Jidion's bowling average?
Richard- Yeah, it's 280.
Andrew- Damn, Jidion must be Him!
by SoRaHF May 25, 2022
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King Bowl Cut

The vice principle who thinks it's cool to rock a bowl cut and doesn't understand that the shorter it gets, the worse it looks. They also don't understand that dying the thing will not make it look better.
" OMG did you see what King Bowl Cut is wearing today? "

"Ew, yeah. So fugly."
by HateMySchool January 9, 2012
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Super Bowl 53

Super Bowl 53. One of the most boring super bowls most people have watched. Ending in the patriots victory over the rams 13-3. The game was mainly a defensive game and was very unimpressive on the offensive of side. Tom Brady who is considered one of the best quarter backs of all time has now one 6 Super Bowls and the patriots are tied with the Steelers both with 6 Super Bowls for each NFL franchise
John-hey did you catch Super Bowl 53 Last Night?
Matt-yeah i would’ve rather watched paint dry
by Saucyrunning February 4, 2019
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After-Dinner Bowl

Consuming a bowl pack of marijuana after the meal eaten in the evening known as, "dinner." Term is also known as an, "A.D.B."
"Dad; after-dinner bowl in ten minutes?"

"A.D.B. in 10, gotcha, son."
by Still_Being_Used_By_Someone October 31, 2012
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