French Tower of Power

Two males and one female sex position where the female is double penetrated. One male in her anus, one in her vagina. The males legs are spread to resemble the four legs of the Eiffel Tower. The female is supported and her legs are off the ground. Her arms are thrust upright to resemble the tower portion of the Eiffel Tower. Also known as the Eiffel Tower.

My friend and I gave the girl the French Tower of Power.

by 0neHugeWang! August 21, 2018

french pony tail

A french term for a lady open for business.

When Julie walked out of her new French appartment, with her French pony tail in place, all the men from the cafe knew she was looking for a new lover.

by French lover October 30, 2013

messy French girl

a messy French girl is someone who is so French, so messy, and smokes so many cigs that they are socially inclined to cartwheel around the Eiffel Tower.

"Hey when's the last time you've heard of Ziggy?"
"Oh, I heard he's a messy French girl now."

by theymessyfranchgorl February 22, 2022

French Onion Facial

(Pronounced - fra-INCH ON-yan FACE-shil)
When a Frenchman with a UTI jizzes on his partners face.

While satisfying male patients, Parisienne nurse Antonia enjoys getting a French onion facial

by Frank Lynch November 18, 2022

French Bitch Slap

A slap across the face with so much force that even Hellen Keller hears it.

Me: Shit! Hellen I think someone just got a French Bitch Slap, did you hear that?
Hellen Keller: MMMMMGAKLHJJIHORFKHFA!!!!!
Me:... Umm I have to go now.

by Faggit! July 23, 2012

A Cold French Fry

(also known as A Cold Fry) can be used for a man's penis, a quick fuck, or simply casual sex.

Hey Phil, can you give me a cold french fry in the bathroom?

by The Tall Deal October 25, 2011

The Entire French Language

A verb used when talking about a great evil or catastrophe.

A: "Oh no I have unleashed the The Entire French Language!"
The world ends

by five's July 8, 2022