25% fruit juice

When someone says that they aren't gay, but could possibly be a little curious, they are only made of 25% fruit juice. When someone is fully gay, they are 100% fruit juice. Typically, the average person is between 1% and 5% fruit juice. The term fruit juice is related to the percentage of homosexual you feel you are, compared to the total amount of gender you are. So, let's say you are 70% straight, and 100% male. The difference between your percentage of straight and percentage of gender is the amount of fruit juice you are. Therefore you would be 30% fruit juice.

"Yo man are you gay?!"

"Nah, I'm only 25% fruit juice."

by creepers_be_creeping November 16, 2013

Fresh fruit

When someone just comes out of the closet

Brendan is fresh fruit

by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 10, 2023

Fresh fruit

When someone just comes out of the closet, but they don’t realize that they’ve actually been gay there entire life

Brendan is fresh fruit

by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 10, 2023

fruit straw

it literally has no god damn meaning jodie

eden: fruit straw
jodie: haha another phrase that is of course meaningless

by the fruit straw boy September 21, 2019

Fruit Loop Dingus

An insult used by idiots.

Ex:
Thomas: "You're a Fruit Loop Dingus!"
Jared: "Shut up, loser."

by JDB03 September 02, 2021

fruit bag

A man's scrotum.

"Let me show you a fruit bag" - Justin Timberlake, "Suit and Tie"

by Big Bird 🐦 January 01, 2022

fruit curry

It is normal curry, but made with fruit instead to bring a more juicy or citrus taste

Mark-Yum I am going to eat some Fruit Curry
Steven- Oh What fruit will you use?
Mark- Oranges

by FruitCurryMaster January 06, 2019