smashing the pig

To expel ones extra weight from the ball bag by vigorously wanking ones self into a coma

Dean'o - Here John'o you look tired r kid

John'o - Yeah mate I was up until 3am smashing the pig like a boss

Dean'o - You top geeza I bet your crusty dream catcher is ruined

by IT Dave November 25, 2014

Smash

A sound effect used when something breaks or gets thrown. It's also a type of punch used in wrestling.

Imma smash that tabletop unless you give me a cookie!

by Wackycat April 21, 2019

ram smash

Where you get a sharpened rams horn and shove it deep into you lover Anal cavity until they say the phrase " Oh Mima my jermima!".

" I am going to ram smash you good tonight!"

by Darkenstein mcberry June 21, 2014

Dumbo smash

when a girl shits on your dick while watching dumbo the elephant on tv and does a backflip

Did that nigga dumbo smash you?

by dumboSmasher99 August 10, 2018

The smash and dash

The act of smashing " having intercourse " with a random, Giving the said random a cream pie, so the chances of pregnancy are high, giving them a fake name, and sneaking out early the next morning after the deed is done, to avoid any possible responsibility for your actions, because you're a lowlife piece of shit

Bro, last night I did the smash and dash, on the bitch I met at the bar last night, The best part is I gave her a fake name, now she's going to be a single mother, "bro that shit is hilarious "

by Harry ballsak August 21, 2018

Smash

To use a needle or rig to "smash" or inject dope of many different forms usually crystal meth, heroine or fenytal .

Man I need a smash I'm going to freak the fuck out I hate being sick

by B boy fun n joy July 5, 2022

Bro smash

Two bros fucking each other

Chance and ryan bro smashing each other

by Wakawakawakayomomma June 20, 2022