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Salty-kun

Doggie, or as people say puppy.
Salty-kun is such a cute widdle puppy OwO
by Deor November 8, 2020
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Salty Tears

Is where you at a super duper hot area and you are sweating soo much that your entire face is covered with sweat and the sweat enters your eye making your eyes burn and red
I hate riding in your car because it has no a/c and during hot days I always have salty tears which I cannot stand.
by EMD F59PHI August 16, 2024
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Salty Uncle

Salty Uncle refers to a truly adorable man, who can be as soft and loving as a teddy bear marshmallow or as driven and focused as bad ass navy seal with a score to settle. They can sometimes be referred to Salty Pork Hand too, which is strange as they are more commonly associated with being addicted to Salted Fish and Fresh Mango, post massage. As loyal as an Akita, they will never let you down and have been known to excel at jobs such as Quality Assurance & Regulatory Management, Trade Show Management, Spontaneous Spy missions to India and Guidance Councillor.
"Hey, check out Salty Uncle over there.. look at him go! Looks like he's on a mission to return 12 umbrellas to hotel to avoid a fine"

"Old Salty Pork Hands, he's a top bloke! I heard he flew into India solo in the middle of a terrorist bombing just to return an umbrella"

"Have you meet the guy from the quantity team yet?" ... "You mean Salty Uncle? Yeah I met him last week, guys a legend"
by Mangoes Since 2025 June 3, 2025
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Salty

Rosie. She is a dog that makes you make her tea and add sugar and dog biscuits to it. You leave her alone with it for no more than 2 seconds and she’s already knocked it over. This is just because you called her a little of the chunky side or because you tell her that there is no more ice.
Rosie is so salty.
by Londonloverrr October 21, 2018
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Salty

Being salty is when you've got a foot up your ass and you can't quite get it out.
Damn, Makenzie was being hella salty at the beach the other day
by Loid Lancelot November 21, 2021
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Salty

A person who easily gets mad or angry
John is such a salty person, he gets angry over the smallest things
by Xxx_saltyswagmaster_xxX June 14, 2016
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salty.99

My guys Salty.99 is good at apex
by Salty.99 May 5, 2021
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