Texas Traffic Jam

When a toilet has been clogged and you are forced to shit on top of an existing pile of excrement

Some greasy bastard clogged the toilet and I had to give it the ole Texas traffic jam

by Guy F. March 28, 2022

texas mud cat

A gal in Texas that is always around mud or mud parks and no matter what 9 times outta 10 she manages to bang the person with the nicest mud toys or biggest lift on there toys. Always moves from one to another by the occasion.

Me and my boys were and the pud park last weekend and we ran train on that ol Texas mud cat that was there.

by txcrazy June 2, 2016

texas asshole massacre

when your Texan uncle proceeds to take his 2 in. chode and steak knife, carve his initials with the knife on your right buttcheek and carve "DADDYS HOLE" on the left one.

hello, officer, my uncle texas asshole massacred my ass and i cant sit down without the blood from my buttcheek cuts start to seep out of my pants and all over the chair.

by Lou Sassoul December 17, 2019

texas wrecking ball

to swing you balls until you gain enough momentum to beat a your partner to a k.o

dude i gave sami a texas wrecking ball and she got a black eye

by daswagsack December 6, 2011

Trophy Club, Texas

Trophy club texas is a city near denton. it mainly consists of snobby white people, old people who have guns , and filthy rich families. not to mention the amount of drugs secretly being used at the local school Byron Nelson. BNHS is literally a school that just has drugs in it, hot people, and a lot of cops. if you want am actual education don’t go there. Anyways the nearby town Roanoke isn’t as bad as Trophy Club. it has middle class houses and less snobby people. the people who live behind Medlin middle school are usually the stoners but chill people. Southlake anyone nearby town is just rich white people who think they ca me get anything they want and they can because they have hella money. the people there are usually pretty annoying since all they talk about is their daddy’s money and the drugs they just bought this last weekend. The only good thing in southlake is the town square. it has many stores and restaurants of all kinds. Overall don’t live in trophy club unless you’re rich or you know how to act rich.

Do you know anyone who lives in Trophy Club, Texas?

by circularvuse September 8, 2021

texas cream pie

Shitting in a girls mouth while jerking off and her eating the shit

I Texas cream pied ur girlfriend

by Jdc22 January 26, 2017

Grand saline texas

A bunch of rednecks trying to be redneck by drinking keystone when in reality they should be drinking Michelob ultra.

“Let’s go ride lawnmowers”
Responds-“HELL YEAh”

Grand saline texas means a whole bunch of Fakes and a bunch of bs

by Grand saline texas January 17, 2020