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I Love You

Something said to someone you really love and would kill for. Someone that will drive you crazy. Someone who will one day have children with you.

But then they do things to and hurt you. Like lie and sleep with other people behind your back. And you start feeling the pain because you know. You just know.
Then you don't say it anymore. But then they are angry with you as if you have done something wrong like all the things they have done to you. And they don't understand why because they are too damn stupid. So their new relationship isn't really working out so they try and reach out to you but you're having none of it. So they're even more mad. And now they're trapped in the other person's grips and they're taking full advantage. Now they're falling apart and really wishing they never did what they did. But it's too late and they know it. But you're still a good person and feel sorry for their stupidity. But you also have to think about yourself. This is when they start trying to hurt you so you would come back and the new person is trying to help because they don't want to carry that burden because they are now done with them, finished. All they wanted was sex. And that's all they have ever wanted. Now they are both miserable. So kids never sleep with someone else's someone. Because now you might be stuck with someone you never cared for if you're a good human being.
I Love You and feel sorry for you
For the both of you
by RightNowRN February 2, 2024
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You

You,Your a beatufil human and will always be unique and will always be needed and lovef
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Who are you?

How did you get into my house, oh god
Who are you is a saying that-
OH GOD, WHO ARE YOU?!?! HOW DID YOU GET INTO MY HOUSE, I’M GOING TO CALL THE POLICE
by Clancy1819 August 7, 2023
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Alabama of you

Refers to acts that are of an incestuous nature.
Person A: Damn I wanna fuck my cousin.
Person B: That's pretty Alabama of you, bro.
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You Do Use Condoms

Frequently used in various combinations when asking a particularly stupid individual if they haven't bred yet.
I just found out that South Africa is a country. Yet it's part of another country. I'm confused: how is this possible?

You do use condoms with your mate?

LOL of course!

Thank fuck!
by RTM 1963 February 25, 2022
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You Betcha Doug

A statement representing the unprecedented fusion of the negro and hick cultures..
A North Dakotan of German-Norwegian origins assuring a black individual of something.

"Do you think I can get some of that SauerKraut shit?" the African American questioned.
"You betcha Doug!" The North Dakotan said, trying to speak the language of the African American.
by ArmandDeLarosa July 15, 2011
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You

You, yes You, your Jordan are fake, fake af
YOU!
by NekoMikoYe February 4, 2022
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