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Michael Jackson

Michael Jackson is a very misunderstood man. he was taken advantage of by greedy children and their parents and was accused of bleaching his skin (he didn't, he had a skin disorder called vitaligo). he sold over a billion albums and was very successful. don't believe the media and what they say about him!
by Morganelle August 13, 2016
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Michael Jackson

A famous pop singer that began his career in the 70's. He has become one of the main people to insult if you want to fit into the crowd, even though said crowd is full of morons anyway. If he was guilty of child molestation, there would probably be at least a few members of the jury that found him guilty, based on what we call 'evidence'. You know, the legal term for proof that one did something. Everyone just goes by common opinion, which just shows modern-day human stupidity.
Michael Jackson was found not guilty of these crimes. The word "not" being the nullification of the word "guilty". If you can't understand something that simple, I don't really know what to say.
by Spirit Pyromaniac July 15, 2008
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Michael Anthony

To set fire to something, set a blaze, blow up
Ya'll better stop messing around before I Michael Anthony this place
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Michael Myers

Somebody you guys really need to stop sexualizing. He would kill you, not fuck you.
“Omg Michael Myers please fuck me!” No emma, he would stab you to death.
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Michael Digricoli

Dude, you are being such a Michael Digricoli
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Michael Jorin

When an expert in one field decides to pursue excellence in a new field and completely blows it. A reference to when Michael Jordan decided to play baseball and later on golf, nether of which he was actually tight at.
Have you heard deadmau5's new wamp ish? Epic fail! Straight up Michael Jorin status, he should go back to untzing it
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Michael

A boy that cries when he smells something funny on him, a boy who sweats like a fat man eating burgers, A boy who fails his classes just to sleep, a boy who cries at night knowing his roommate is processed by a demon in the suite bathroom, a boy that wakes up every morning just to smell his roommates dirty underwear, he knows when there food in your backpack cause he has the nose of a dog. He is a nice friend that cares for the feeling of others. he is a lovely princess, go to him for entertainment.
omg look at Michael! his so sped...
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