Morning Snake Pull

When I a guy masturbates first thing in the morning to start his day.

Tommy does not leave his house until he has done his morning snake pull.

by Max Faber July 18, 2009

brum brum snake

An Australian albino female with very pale skin and white blonde hair. Usually seen driving an echo sportivo, a brum brum snake likes to spread love and be loved. Her sibling is also an albino and their last name is commonly Prumm

Oi brum brum snake, whats crackin in the cazbah?

by Todd Burnquist August 4, 2004

Leave a snake in the basket

To deposit an extraordinarily lengthy fecal defecation in a toilet and deliberately, in a spitefully manner, not flush the toilet.

After being scolded for not cleaning his room, Johnny decided to leave a snake in the basket to disgust his parents.

by Markus Biggus Dikus March 6, 2009

Bacon Snake

Someone who steals someone's chick.

Watch out for Steve...
Why is that?
He's a Bacon Snake... Snaked my bacon just the other week!

by sPaZ66669 August 12, 2008

Snake Woman

A female who has been toying with your heart. She played you and your emotions. *coughT.E.R.A.L.K." This type of female is considered to be like Medusa. At first, she was beautiful, then she became..a Snake Woman.

L: "OMG, Monica didn't text me back. I even paid the dinner bill!"
T: "Really. Dam Son."
J: "That bish is a Snake Woman."

by GokuThunda December 4, 2015

Frozen Garden Snake

When a girl shits a giant turd in a bag.Puts it in the freezer,then takes the frozen hard turd out and uses the turd as a dilldo.

My x girlfriend is so lonely that she uses a frozen garden snake every night.

by Tyler Hall February 20, 2009

snakes on a plane

a "shit happens" kind of term

"Dude i was mowing the lawn and i slipped on wet grass and the blade cut off three toe's!"

"Snakes on a plane man"

by Alex Fornaro September 8, 2006