ass fart friday

friday; ass fart friday that is

“Happy ass fart friday my sexy mamas”

by hamgirl5678 November 04, 2020

Fake Tan Friday (FTF)

Fake tan friday (ftf) is a day in which a group of friends become a group of orange friends; usually before a night out. Preparation for ftf begins the night before, giving the girls optimum tanning time before the big day. Originated in Hertfordshire.

Katherine: It's nearly Fake Tan Friday (FTF), going to do at least 4 layers
Emma: I'm not even going out, but gonna do it anyway!
Ellie: I love ftf
Katie: FTF RULES!

by ftfgirl101 May 15, 2014

new friday

The tuesday you get drunk on good whisky and swap wives with your friends

Last tuesday fernando and nanci got new friday'd at tino's house

by FGCinHB December 02, 2017

Floppa Friday

Floppa is the name given to caracals, a type of cat. An incomplete of the individual's names that are considered to be Floppa are, Gregory, Gosha, Limbo, Gia, Richter, Pumba, Adolf, Juve, Amur, Leo, Rajah, Jane, Roo, Tiffany, Gera, Plara, Mau, Maro, Matthew, and Alex.

Every Friday is dedicated to the acknowledgment and celebration of Floppa (caracals).

Please post pictures and edits of our lord and savour, Big Floppa, every Floppa Friday.

by Slarmee June 03, 2023

friday flu

When you spouse gets sick on Friday so you have to watch the kids all weekend. Usually last two days.

I hope my wife doesn't get Friday Flu again, I want to play golf.

by Herod apyur pupir February 24, 2017

National Slap ass Friday

Have the right to slap or grab anyone's ass on fridays, it could be anyone, especially your therapist

"did you know it was National Slap ass Friday?"
"I know! do you know that hot cashier at the 7 eleven near my house.. I grabbed her ass, and holy it was nice"

by sleepy joebiden August 06, 2021

Thursday night Friday

When you celebrate on Thursday night like it is Friday night because of Boys To Men.

Man I can’t wait for Thursday night Friday.

by boys2men69420 June 12, 2020