M' Dude Fruitcake: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》...

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: M' Dude Fruitcake: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》...

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 3, 2025

Ənalepituƴ: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Ənalepituƴ: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 30, 2025

First birthday

The act of sitting your unwiped ass on your partner's face while teabagging them, then ejaculating in and around their mouth. The end result resembles a baby that smeared cake all over itself at its first birthday party.

I got fired because the security cameras caught me giving Carol a first birthday in the supply closet.

by Stephen Jung December 9, 2013

homeschool parent on their first day

if u r a homeschool parent on ur first day, u probably cried, if u have multiple kids uh yeah u cried, during homeschool, u always go 4 the younger child because ur probably thinking u r child has 2 find words that rhyme with cat. good luck

u know it looks like that DJ from fuller house is a homeschool parent on their first day.

by thatrandomkidonurbandictonary July 19, 2021

Let me eat first

She out being city girl again… move on bro you’re better than this

Boy: Let’s____ ?
Girl: Let me eat first

Boy: Ok
Girl: *2 hr later after getting get back blown out* let’s ____ now

by Diego420.69 May 19, 2022

first cousin-nibling

First cousin's child.

My first cousin-nibling is a good person.

by Mr. Jacov November 23, 2019

మూసుకుపోతుంది Mūsukupōtundi: The First Juvenile Release

what I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 3: మూసుకుపోతుంది Mūsukupōtundi: The First Juvenile Release

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim February 2, 2025