A sexy beast that has a big pepe.His nickname isn’t Lil broomstick (best rapper of all time)He is your local clout jesus.He is a lEgEnD aT bAsKeTbAlL and also nba2k19.He also eats dAt b00tY u FeElZ mE Br0sKiZi.
“Damm u see that Brandon kid he’s sexy” or “Brandon has a big Pepe and eats dAt b00tY u FeElZ mE Br0sKiZi” or “Lil Broomstick is the best rapper & basketball player uF aLl TiME”
by BrAnDaT0 November 20, 2018

by beafster69 October 22, 2018

A Brandon can Joost make you pull him by the ears. He is spunky he likes his oatmeal lumpy. You can ask a Brandon to karaoke Vanilla Ice or to scratch his derrière. Anytime you meet a Brandon he can resemble a gnome with his long white beard. Get a Brandon.
by Ccccccmmmmm September 18, 2023

The leader of the Hong dynasty, sworn to restore the greatness of classical china. Looks like 😝, also happens to be 4’3
by Kouch_Potato7 February 25, 2024

Brandon Boxley is a hero for all proud EDL members across the Midlands. He has protected his house from all fags in a 50 mile radius by chopping all their dicks off. In addition to to this he has had sex with every women in the West Midlands, at the same time. The man has achieved incredible feats like lasting for hours at a time and just a single glance or whiff of his magnificent smell will immediately attract all women in a 10 mile radius to him.
by Sjjehrhshaotks April 29, 2021

an idiot that can't grow a beard
by LillieGazillie November 14, 2021

brandon is a bitch
by crhis_p_bacon November 20, 2023
