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british islamic academy

shit school in hargeisa somaliland where the head teacher macalin abdiqadir likes to force you to write 9999999999 lines saying how you're sorry for not memorising 9999999999 pages in 3 minutes, he also likes to beat lil kids in his office, freak. Also, that fucking buck tooth teacher is too fucking annoying, he looks like he likes wood as well. And all the kenyan teachers like to fuck each other in the office without abdiqadir knowing. Also they had teacher isak who likes kids.
Abdi: yo what school u go
Mohamed: british islamic academy bro free me
Abdi:damn that school is shit
by nugzda51st July 5, 2025
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Saint Raymond Academy

This is a school in the bronx filled with bad bitches. All the girls here are models and if you get a girl from here cherish her. Some girl here are bops and make sure to say away from them. We might seem mean but we are the sweetest people you’ll meet. We do not associate with the boys school
Saint raymond academy girls are badddd
by 1c3ry August 31, 2025
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Notre Dame Academy girl

A girl with a bitchy attitude and a killer blowout or blowjob. Can be found sporting their Janewin necklace and a their editked tank tops. You can find them either at edge in the arms of Matt Lamey or another slutty prep boy or dating a fat stoga boy.
Did you see that girl I betcha she goes to Notre dame

Yea she’s a total Notre dame academy girl
by Therealslut September 2, 2025
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Shludemy Academy

An Academy for people with Asp Burgers run by Shludemy. Shludemy Academy teaches people who are ill in the head how to live normal lives.
Did you go to Shludemy Academy or a normal school?
by Sickinthesheb September 7, 2025
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al madina islamic academy

its an ok school but beware of the donkeyfucker that roams year 11, hes been put into the regular school population, keep your pets safe
yahya: u go al madina islamic academy
farah: ye but theres some guy tryna touch my pet animals mad
by reconnaizzance September 11, 2025
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Fletcher Academy

a place where a large amount of people wake up at 7:40 in the morning just to sit in a room with the loudest most annoying kids to ever exist, and learn stuff that you will never use, and we worship THE WILHELM!
but all together a place where you grow closer to friends and mostly enjoy worshiping THE WILHELM!
Mom: "how was your day at Fletcher Academy honey???

Kid: "THE WILHELM!!!!!

Wilhelm is the principal of our school, we put his head (a picture of his head) oh the top of the school Christmas tree every year
by nnamA aihpoS September 23, 2025
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New Alliance Academy

A school that kicked me out ten years ago as of writing this. A school where I watched 3 of my classmates die before I was kicked out to cover up the fact that another student was sexually harassing me. A school where the former principal, who was about to retire, thought it was okay to kiss 17 year olds on the cheek as he expelled them. A school that's left me with lasting scars a decade on because of all the adults who were supposed to help, failed me in the worst ways imaginable.

(The person that sexually harassed me and was enabled by them ended up attempting to rape me post expulsion. He got to graduate normally still afaik. :) )
New Alliance Academy is a hellhole that left me with lasting trauma and complex PTSD ten years later because they cared so little.
by PTSD10YEARSLATER December 19, 2025
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