The act of performing extremely violent self sexual pleasure the morning after a night of heavy drinking and not getting laid. Usually leaves self inflicted puss oozing wounds and burns that can last up to 2 days; eventually, they turn into scabs then heal.
The guy who didn't get laid the night before decided to take his anger out through angry masturbation on a hangover.
or:
(during the act) "Damn you YAM RAAAHHH!!! You sat on my BALLS ARRRGGH!!! I HATE YO! RAAAH!!!!"
or:
(during the act) "Damn you YAM RAAAHHH!!! You sat on my BALLS ARRRGGH!!! I HATE YO! RAAAH!!!!"
by douchewad September 02, 2006
When a girl gives you head you grab the back of her head and thrust back and forth as hard as possible causing a bloody nose. It is preferable to have a beer gut.
by sharks4thecup March 11, 2009
by george the guinea pig November 27, 2008
When the fog hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's Angry Fog. Usually happens after an altercation with a Mad Dog in the Fog, the Fog then turns angry. Unrelated to Karl the Fog.
by Chumpie McChumperson June 19, 2012
You crack a whip, scaring the chick into spreading her legs
then you ram your head down her coochie where she proceeds to open and close her legs over and over while yelling RRRAWWWRRR
then you ram your head down her coochie where she proceeds to open and close her legs over and over while yelling RRRAWWWRRR
1)Before Barnum and Bailey ran away to join the circus, they had a brief stint in German Fetish Porn, where they mastered the art of lion taming.
2)Susan wanted to go to the zoo i said bitch don't u know I am broke as fuck i then cracked my whip and gave her the angry lion tamer.
2)Susan wanted to go to the zoo i said bitch don't u know I am broke as fuck i then cracked my whip and gave her the angry lion tamer.
by Dat Nigga Daniel June 11, 2008
The outcome of recieving oral sex after doing a girl in the ass combined with an angry dragon. The beard is added by your balls smacking around on the girls face forming a shit beard.
After I did Tara in the ass she went down on me. My balls were so dirty and I smacked her so hard when I nutted she ended up looking like an angry bearded dragon.
by markosjovenson August 01, 2010
When a man mixes powdered herion and coccaine, and rubs it on his penis. He then humps a girl until the drugs have made their way into her bloodstream, in which he leans over on his knees above her, and keeps his penis erect facing downwards. The girl has spasms, in which she is fucked again.
by AngryBubs January 15, 2009