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tosh pot

A British word for stupid,ass hole,shit head,fucker,barf bag and dumb bitch
You the biggest TOSH POT i ever new!
by Ilovedracotothemoonandback November 15, 2020
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Hot Pot Central

Must like a Dutch oven, this is performed with your Asian significant other, after having Asian food.
Man, Tony gave me a hot pot central last night!
We were laying in bed and he just one rip and then covered my head with the blanket. It was so bad, lucky bamboo wilted.
by Satansfx December 11, 2022
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hanging the pot on

Stalling for time to get away with something. Seems to be common in SE England but no mention of origin anywhere online. Please post up if you know!
Little Susan was keeping very quiet reading, which she never did. "Come on", said her father, "its bedtime - you're hanging the pot on."
by SouthernNomad November 4, 2021
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Pot Toast

A simple recipe I made up while quite stoned in my kitchen with little to cook with.

Items Needed:
Bread
Toaster
French Dressing
Butter
3 Cheese Blend Shredded Cheese
Oven/Microwave

Preperation:
(If using oven) Preheast oven to 375*
Take bread out of bread bag
Take other ingredients of of refrigerator
Place all items on table or counter

Directions:
Lightly toast bread on low setting or otherwise preferred toaster setting
Take toast out
Lightly or heavily spread butter on toast
Sprinkle cheese heavily on toast
Place toast in oven or microwave untill cheese is melted
Take out of oven
Drizzle dressing on finished product

Serve with salsa and chips or Cheetos
Hey Amanda, I made something up that sounds gross but tastes dank as hell. I call it 'Pot Toast'. Totally meta! Want some?
by KeepOnTruckinMaryJane March 22, 2011
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Toss Pot

Nickname for a guy who organises great first dates tossing pots of good quality alcohol (mainly gin) while having excellent chat.

Commonly shortened to “T.P.”
I went on a date with a Toss Pot last night. The gin was excellent. The chat was even better
by Toss Pot 2019 January 22, 2019
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Pot marked

Irregularaities and deep craters resulting from a facial fire in which someone attempted to put out with an ice pick..
I noticed his pot marked face from a distance. It was charred and disfigured.
by Delross71 June 13, 2023
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Pot of cum

I will activate my spell card - pot of cum’ said Yugi
by Blueseyeslongone May 7, 2024
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