Live by the cock die by the cock

my philosophy on life

Fuck while you can cause tomorrow is never guaranteed. Live by the cock die by the cock

by D Flawless December 6, 2021

Live Music Askhole

ASKHOLE: The person who wants to request songs of you WHILE you are performing live music.

noun Vulgar.
Slang.
a stupid, mean, or contemptible person.

adjective
Slang. stupid, mean, or contemptible.

This drunk LIVE MUSIC ASKHOLE not only screamed requests for a completely non-related genre of music (ex: band currently playing Howling Wolf and LIVE MUSIC ASKHOLE is screaming for Dave Matthews Band) while the singer songwriter bandleader musician multi-instrumentalist did his best to not make eye contact, she actually tried to grab the microphone out of his hand. When escorted away from the stage she is livid, mumbling and cursing as if she has been wronged.

by tiacorinnahd June 19, 2018

living dead dad

A dead - beat dad who decides to step in and fuck everything up so he can win a game.

Using pisses and moans about nothing, screams Parental Alienation, abuses the children (in some cases) but most of the time is just an arrogant little douchebag who's only goal is to make himself feel better by using children as his pawns.

I can't wait for my living dead dad to get shot by someone who is tired of his shit.

by Lehmms March 14, 2009

ip logging on live chat

Something that shouldn't happen but it does

An example of ip logging on live chat
Support: How can I help you?
Me: *copypastes rickroll link*
Support: Your IP is insert ip. Your location is insert location. You have been reported.

by i eat uranium fuel rods June 5, 2023

living high on the hog

have a luxurious lifestyle.

They've been living high on the hog ever since they won the lottery.

by Arminkshipper April 15, 2025

Live

‣ Noun

- the truth

‣ “On a live?”

- Are you being serious?

Commonly replaced with “Vli” as an alternative.

Commonly used as a slang word in Zimbabwean Schools.

- “you’re capping”
- “Jaq I’m tuning the live (or “vli”).”

by some dwass oan April 19, 2024

live in ignorance

Live in ignorance and purchase your happiness

Live in ignorance and purchase your happiness

by Landon_memegod November 8, 2022