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lemon

Insulting term, i.e loser, idiot
“You great lemon!”
by printerjoe May 29, 2025
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The Lemon Law

In the event that either significant other in a relationship of less than 3 months becomes extremely ill, no longer operates as advertised or becomes extremely unreliable…the other significant other reserves the right to immediately terminate the relationship with a clean break and without fear of retaliation.
The girl I was with for less than 2 months became so sick and stopped doing fun things with me, so I enacted the Lemon Law and got a newer model.
by CuriousLynx June 12, 2025
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Lemon Hand Grenade

A lemon hand grenade is a lemon, which someone cuts the top off of, hollows out, and then ejaculates into, and then re-seals. After the re-sealing of the cum filled lemon, you shove it halfway in a woman's vagina or asshole, and then punch the rest in, resulting in the lemon exploding inside of the woman.
"I just emptied half my fruit bowl trying to give my girl a Lemon Hand Grenade!"
by TuffDealer420 June 16, 2025
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Lemon

characters fucking in fanfiction
by Ohnocringeasl April 3, 2024
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lemon-cream shot

A mix of piss,cum and vodka, can add blood for strawberry lemon.
Mike poured a lemon-cream shot down my throat.
by marjorine April 6, 2024
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Lemon Question

A question confidently asked by a person that has given the appearance of being knowledgeable in the subject but really is not. Can be just the two of you or can be a group of you talking.
i.e. i was speaking about a construction site with a group of people and a girl nodding along jumped in with "iv always wondered, how do they hang drywall when its raining and not ruin it?... That's a Lemon Question, derived from interviews given by Don Lemon and the numerous times he asks a "Lemon Question".
by Whonose!? April 10, 2024
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