Gamer

A gamer is generally a person with a large, non athletic body, who mostly endulges in the field of online entertainment through services privately owned and operated for such an individual. A gamer may not spend more than 3 days away from any electronic device without risking catastrophic damage to their mental health, and their age can range anywhere from a toddler and up.

Some gamers are popular, and make a living from sitting on their ass and entertaining themselves, thus entertaining others when footage of said ass sitting self entertainment is published on any popular video hosting website.

Gamers became common in the late 1970s, along with the newly popular home gaming systems that were recently launched. These systems are considered archaic nowadays, and these people are known as the Godfathers of the gamer culture.

Around the 1990s, online gaming became popular, influencing many to make large investments into expensive equipment to play for games that they could easily pay to own on a home console. It must be mentioned that a gamer has generally low mental capabilities outside of holding a controller and/or pressing buttons on what is known as a keyboard.

As of now, there are several million gamers on the planet, and they pose an enormous risk to society. If left to their own devices, they could easily overthrow our leaders and assume direct control.
"Did you hear this bitch-ass mo'fucka? Fuckin' brain dead, dawg." - Modern Gamer
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He’s such a gamer!
Gamers unite!
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the homies coming together to play minecraft on a saturday night
person one: hey gamers

the homies: yeah we gaming
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A group of corrupted people thinking that a virtual world is a reality word. Gamers can often drink that ass water juice called “G fuel” which doesn’t do a goddamn thing but make u rip ur hair off instead. People think they are attractive and very friendly but in reality they are insane addicts that are stuck up in there rooms playing on that trash ass console playing whatever the hell that game is
me: OMG your friends where so rude and they never came down stairs to say hi
My friend: Yea there Gamers
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tykke fede gamer tabere der bor i deres mors kælder og har intet liv fordi de er kæmpe virgins.
Cc: Har nogle sinde set en rigtig kvinde.
Gamer: Nej jeg kan godt lide at være en kæmpe fed taber nørde virgin.
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an epic human being with an unquellable desire to find out why the game hates him so much and keeps lagging making him die, which is 100% not a skill issue that would be UNTHINKABLE! Also a tip if you meet a league player avoid at all costs they will consume you with their horrid smell.
Sam: look at me im a gamer

everyone else in the room: fuck off!!
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