angry masturbation on a hangover

The act of performing extremely violent self sexual pleasure the morning after a night of heavy drinking and not getting laid. Usually leaves self inflicted puss oozing wounds and burns that can last up to 2 days; eventually, they turn into scabs then heal.

The guy who didn't get laid the night before decided to take his anger out through angry masturbation on a hangover.

or:

(during the act) "Damn you YAM RAAAHHH!!! You sat on my BALLS ARRRGGH!!! I HATE YO! RAAAH!!!!"

by douchewad September 2, 2006

angry blow job

When a girl gives you head you grab the back of her head and thrust back and forth as hard as possible causing a bloody nose. It is preferable to have a beer gut.

Stan gave his girlfriend an angry blow job on his birthday.

by sharks4thecup March 10, 2009

Angry guinea pig

have intercourse with a person so hard that they squeak like a guinea pig

i could hear george angry guinea pigging all night.

by george the guinea pig December 15, 2008

angry bearded dragon

The outcome of recieving oral sex after doing a girl in the ass combined with an angry dragon. The beard is added by your balls smacking around on the girls face forming a shit beard.

After I did Tara in the ass she went down on me. My balls were so dirty and I smacked her so hard when I nutted she ended up looking like an angry bearded dragon.

by markosjovenson August 1, 2010

Angry Lion Tamer

You crack a whip, scaring the chick into spreading her legs
then you ram your head down her coochie where she proceeds to open and close her legs over and over while yelling RRRAWWWRRR

1)Before Barnum and Bailey ran away to join the circus, they had a brief stint in German Fetish Porn, where they mastered the art of lion taming.

2)Susan wanted to go to the zoo i said bitch don't u know I am broke as fuck i then cracked my whip and gave her the angry lion tamer.

by Dat Nigga Daniel June 11, 2008

Angry Fog

When the fog hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's Angry Fog. Usually happens after an altercation with a Mad Dog in the Fog, the Fog then turns angry. Unrelated to Karl the Fog.

Angry Fog whipped through town and decided not to play nice with any of the children.

by Chumpie McChumperson June 22, 2012

Angry Drug Dealer

When a man mixes powdered herion and coccaine, and rubs it on his penis. He then humps a girl until the drugs have made their way into her bloodstream, in which he leans over on his knees above her, and keeps his penis erect facing downwards. The girl has spasms, in which she is fucked again.

The other night Chris got his first taste of the Angry Drug Dealer, but Jenny died.

by AngryBubs January 15, 2009