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I need a medic bag

A commonly used Payday 2 joke. It comes from the most epik man in Payday.
Example: Someone gets hurt and says "AHHH I NEED A MEDIC BAG" or "AHHH IM DYING SOMEBODY DROP A MEDIC BAG"
by Ranuncolo October 4, 2022
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i been have

Used by illiterate teenagers that can’t speak English properly.
I been have this on for long time
by Namethisword February 24, 2020
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I could eat Kavya Subramanian

Damn I'm so hundry, I could eat Kavya Subramanian rn
by Mochitochilichi May 7, 2025
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I Stidid

Boy 1: Hey
Boy 2: I Stidid
Boy 1: Wow… I hate you
by Austin I Stidid September 14, 2021
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Tell ur self that this is boredom beyond belief. Just stop and do ur work. To achieve this, you start from top letter, bottom letter, middle letter, go from left to right, but skip a row than do the same thing. Once you hit the end, you have 2 options, 1. get back to work, 2. reverse the pattern you just did and go from top bottom middle for every row you skipped. You probably picked option 2 because of your insane boredom during online school.
qzaecdtbgumjo.lp/;i,kynhrvfwxs I am currently quarantining from chool right now, but I'm doing the work from home during school hours so I was at risk of a teacher watching my screen on GoGardien while typing this definition instead of working, same probably goes with you guys.
by tecopux January 3, 2022
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I crashed my car into a bridge

I crashed my car into a bridge is a way to let your friends/family know that you were in danger and you wish them a goodbye in case
Daughter: I crashed my car into a bridge

Mom: Where are you let me pick you up

Daughter: 123 emergency lane

Mom: Who is following you/endangering you
by Icrashedmycarintoabridge April 26, 2022
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