i need breakfast

When a closeted man gets head from a gay man.

Eric: “I need breakfast”

Bailey: “bro we just ate dinner”

Eric: “I’m not talking about that type of breakfast”

by Purslaypussy November 19, 2022

I can't go to hell. I'm all out of vacation days.

How will you go to hell if you have work to do man.

Frisk: go to hell.
Burger Pants: I can't go to hell. I'm all out of vacation days.
Frisk: what the hell?

by The True Manchild October 14, 2025

bro i was a dude the whole time

When that one guy in the friend group who always identified themselves as female just pulls this out of nowhere.

A: "Bro, I was a dude the whole time."
B: "Shut up ni-"
A: "But it's true!"
C: "YOU TOLD ALL OF US YOU WERE A GIRL-"
A: "Do you even understand?"
D: "Well, 'bro i was a dude the whole time' means that you were a man the whole time but identified as another gender."
A: "Oh."

by anidiotwhoisbadatblender February 27, 2025

i’m so hungry i could eat Bry Kiddier

A phrase when you’re so hungry you could eat an obscene amount of food

British origin- comes from North east

I’m starving mate- I’m so hungry I could eat Bry Kiddier

by clubbyflappers May 2, 2025

I want to sauce that

A phrase wherein one states their desire to cum all over a person or nody part or inanimate object

Oh yo I want to sauce that bitch tonight (he said in front of his friends while staring into the mirror at his own reflection)

by CostcoMembersOnly April 7, 2021

I can see when im not wanted

When someone does not feel appriciated in a friend group so leaves, this often occurs in xbox party's

"I can see when im not wanted"
*leaves party*

by WildWillez December 13, 2020

the ‘I love you more’ game

A game often played by couples, usually without an end, wherein they go back and forth, claiming to love each other more than the other. Should one party win, they receive head from the loser

“Hey, I beat Sara in the ‘I love you more’ game”
“How on earth did you do that?”

by Urby August 8, 2024