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Ending the world

To look so immensely attractive that you have the capability to end the entire world and it’s existence.
Fuck, I look so good I could end the world. Hey Evan, am I ending the world?
by WillyWilkos September 5, 2021
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National Tight Ends Day

National Tight Ends Day is an annual time to celebrate players at the position. There aren’t any formal traditions, per se, but the NFL uses the holiday to highlight tight ends across the league.
National Tight Ends Day is celebrated in the NFL. It's a new holiday.
by I am the motherFing Man October 26, 2022
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EULA (End User License Agreement)

A EULA (End User License Agreement) is a contract a manufacturer makes you sign before they let you buy or lease their product. Products that come with a EULA (pronounced "YOO - lah") are high-tech, big-ticket items: cars, cell phones, appliances, etc. EULAs contain do's & don't's for using a product. Violating the EULA will usually void the warranty.

A EULA is not the same as a TOS (Terms of Service Agreement). A TOS is for a service, not a physical object.

Legally, a EULA gives you permission (gives you a "license") to use the product after you buy it. Presumably, the manufacturer can "revoke" that "permission" at any time, and they will do so by remotely shutting down the product (called "bricking" your product), rendering it inoperable.

The language of a typical EULA includes "hold harmless" clauses to protect the manufacturer from lawsuits. Additionally, you will (usually) be agreeing to let the manufacturer gather personal data about you via the product. This includes your locations, shopping habits, medical information, sexual orientation, etc. A EULA will also usually dictate that you resolve disputes via arbitration (not lawsuits), and stipulate that the arbiter will be hired by the manufacturer (so the arbiter works for the manufacturer, and will do as they say).

EULAs will become more common as modern manufacturers move away from the business model of selling things, and embrace the model of leasing things. That way, "you will own nothing and be happy."
I tries to read the EULA (End User License Agreement) that came with my new cell phone, but it was over 30 pages long, so I just gave up and signed it anyway. I hope that by signing it, I didn't agree to anything too crazy.
by Innocent Byproduct September 10, 2023
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girl-end

A girlfriend you end up marrying.
She's not just some girlfriend. She's my girl-end.
by Ereck Flowers August 11, 2018
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Pickled ending

To finish a sexual encounter by penetrating after dipping the phallus in brine.
Mandy didn't know that Larry fancied pickled ending, she wasn't amused.
by Mick Cork February 23, 2024
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Business end of the phone book

The spine or binding of a large phone book used to bop em.
Tight lipped Tommy got the business end of the phone book after not checking BC01 for metal
by Tight lipped tommy May 31, 2024
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The Boys ending

Hym "Remember how I said that I knew what the Boys ending would be? It's this. Homelander loses his powers and either works some remedial labor job where he's stopped and mocked by passersby and/or locked up and raped in prison. That's the ending supernatural guy has in mind. I will actually bet you a billion dollars to a bucket of dogshit that THAT is the exact ending he had in mind! I'm like a fucking seer with this shit, I'm telling ya. Or like a mind-reader! 100% guaranteed THAT is what it was going to be."
by Hym Iam June 7, 2024
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