Pre-poop

This happens right before pushing out a huge tank

Carlos "Hey this morning I took a huge tank but before that I kept shooting mini missiles.

Zack " Dude you took a pre-poop"

by Polodanzig 2013 September 7, 2013

poop scurd

Brown marks left by your poop

I flushed the toilet and I noticed there were still several poop scurds on the porcelain, so I stuck my hand in there and rubbed them out.

by Cornpoops after breakfast January 7, 2014

monkey poop

1. Chewing tobacco
2. The art of chewing tobacco and or swallowing the spit.

Hey bro hand be that can of monkey poop.
Sure thing dude I’ll give you some of that monkey shit.

Or

Dude are you chewing that monkey poop again? Yeah I am why do you care? Well
You swallow it that makes you a shit eater! Get off my lawn monkey poop eater.

by GetOffMyLawnnnn November 1, 2020

Booger Poops

Clear slimy diarrhea. Often seen when someone has IBS (Irritable Bowel Syndrome).

My buddy’s IBS was acting up the other daaayy.. He said he had the booger poops something awful and looked like he was shooting snot rockets right in the pot.

by Sloth Juice August 23, 2020

Spiky Poop

An evil embodiment of vile feces, spawned when a person eats too many baconburgers and donuts. They are generally long and snake-like, covered in spikes, and have no front or end. The more it consumes, the larger it grows, until it cannot be stopped.

He stared into the toilet with horror as he saw the newly spawned spiky poop writhing within the bowl.

by Mr. Ornelas May 28, 2018

Trojan Poop

When your body deceives you by indicating you need to pee, but upon reaching the toilet, you suddenly also need to poop.

"What took you so long, you said you went to pee?"
"It was a Trojan poop!"

by scallopsareterrifying August 31, 2023

Pro Poop

Pro Poop is a youtuber which creates amazing minecraft content. Pro Poop is known to create quality pvp videos with quality content.

Pro Poop is great!

by ewrgtyjukuytrfdv June 28, 2021