the front end assistant

Front End Assistant: When you stretch your nut sack skin out as much as you can ,then wrap the stretched skin around another's erect Weiner, and proceed to jerk them off.

Hey Toby. This is a long flight, I know how squirly you get when you don't get your daily nut. How about a "front end assistant"?

I love the front end assistant. He's super stretchy like raw chicken skin, his name is wolf Blitzer btw

Damn Charles that's a hell of a set of balls you got there! you ever think of asking for that "front end assistant" position Edward has available?

by Seven86 June 27, 2024

the end of the first kiss

Well, this is certainly a pivotal moment. You either landed like a champ or you are in make it up mode. Wet lips, garlic tongues, and too much penetration can be an issue, but the passion and intention should override anything!

As Charlotte and Charlie found the way to the end of the first kiss they would have...well I already told how it went. It was the end of their first kiss. There would be thousands....

by von groovy July 25, 2024

the deep end

a situation in which a person must face a difficult problem or undertaking with little or no preparation or prior experience.

"they're thrown in the deep end and have to develop skills quickly"

by Arminkshipper August 8, 2024

gone off the deep end

go mad; behave extremely strangely.

"they looked at me as if I had gone off the deep end"

by Arminkshipper August 8, 2024

light at the end of the tunnel

Laser pointer attachment on the proctologist's endoscope

Republican Party hopefully sees light at the end of the tunnel.

by [e-mail] January 22, 2023

A weapon that can end it

Jermaine cole aka jcole is the definition of a weapon that can end it.

Yo bro he is a j.cole don't even try to mess with him.

Yo bro he is a weapon that can end it don't even try to mess with him.

by Lack of confidence January 28, 2023

Till the end of the line

A FUCKING LIE

Steve: im with you till the end of the line.
Bucket: :D
Steve: JUST JOKING ANYWAY IM GONNA LEAVE YOU TO FUCK A 40s CHICK, GUESS THIS IS THE END OF THE LINE.
Bucket: ... :/

by INCORRECTBUCKET February 6, 2023