like I was like

A declaration of intent to express one's state of mind. Spoken by people with a limited vocabulary.

Like I was like OMG!

by d3qu April 19, 2018

I would rather walk the 8k's home

When you would rather walk a certain amount of km's to your house from your current location in order to leave an uncomfortable environment.

"I would rather walk the 8k's home than deal with Sharon right now as she is making me feel really uncomfortable".

by Lilblondedevil September 27, 2021

I can’t fucking sing

When you can’t do something you’re normally good at

“Hey how was practice yesterday”
“It was alright but I can’t fucking sing with my kicks”

by YeLover6000 April 30, 2025

I

Loving you…
I will always do…
This is a guarantee…
My love for you only grows…
Yes, even those days i stomp…
YOU are my one!!!
The one who has my heart!
The one who has me lost for words…
The one who makes my knee shake…

The one I want to hear my words…
The one I want to hold me near…
The one I want to hold so tight…
As I say I love you always every night
And make sure the bed bugs bite

by U loving me; only in my dreams December 1, 2023

I remembert

When you not “I forgor 💀”

Ohhhhhh, I remembert!

by Remembert man July 27, 2021

I know you are but what am I

Something you say when you know your joke was wack but don’t want to admit it.

Guy 1: If you’re going to eat your words, spit them out and eat them again!
Guy 2: That joke was ass.
Guy 1: I know you are but what am I.
Guy 2: 🤦 ♂️

by Ass_Gobbler69 September 9, 2023

I don't care

also referred to as I DO NOT CARE
to hear and breathe with perfect hearing
to not put energy or emphasis on things not reciprocated

sometimes used as sarcasm sometimes used with sincerity and sometimes used BOLDLY as in there is nothing else left to do about it or that a person would be able to do

"I DO NOT CARE" if you don't want to attend the party with me

"I don't care" what people say I know I'm a good person

by UnoYoko February 11, 2022